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[00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
[00:01.29]Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:02.58]Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:03.87]May I have your attention please
[00:06.97]May I have your attention please
[00:09.70]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:13.26]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.87]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:19.10]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.44]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:24.25]And started whoopin' her *** worse than before
[00:25.96]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:28.34]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:31.00]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:33.33]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:35.87]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:38.19]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:39.55]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.98]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:44.48]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:47.06]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:49.32]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:51.54]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.99]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.25]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:58.36]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.70]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.88]And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is
[01:05.15]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.14]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.41]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:10.03]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.91]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.82]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.88]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.50]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:21.58]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23.78]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.78]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.01]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:30.55]Please stand up please stand up
[01:32.98]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.89]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.22]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39.77]Please stand up please stand up
[01:42.06]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:44.33]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:46.74]You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:48.45]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:51.14]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:53.33]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:55.63]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.91]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.24]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.54]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.83]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
[02:07.13]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[02:09.45]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:11.68]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:14.15]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:16.22]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.98]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.82]Who cuss like me who just don't give a **** like me
[02:23.28]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:25.58]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:28.00]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:30.05]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.30]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:34.83]Please stand up please stand up
[02:37.22]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:41.38]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.99]Please stand up please stand up
[02:46.23]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:47.62]'Cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.72]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:51.36]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:56.27]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.87]And whether you like to admit it I just **** it
[02:59.90]Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:01.96]Then you wonder how can
[03:03.01]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:04.88]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:07.11]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:09.31]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:11.60]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13.91]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:16.12]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.73]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a ****
[03:21.64]With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.36]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.33]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:27.58]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.87]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:32.37]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:36.63]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:39.07]Please stand up please stand up
[03:41.42]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.77]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:48.30]Please stand up please stand up
[03:50.74]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.84]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:55.02]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:57.45]Please stand up please stand up
[03:59.86]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.94]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:06.69]Please stand up please stand up
[04:09.85]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:15.27]**** it let's all stand up
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[al:Curtain Call: The Hits (Deluxe Version)]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
[00:01.29]Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:02.58]Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:03.87]May I have your attention please
[00:06.97]May I have your attention please
[00:09.70]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:13.26]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.87]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:19.10]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.44]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:24.25]And started whoopin' her *** worse than before
[00:25.96]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:28.34]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:31.00]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:33.33]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:35.87]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:38.19]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:39.55]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.98]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:44.48]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:47.06]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:49.32]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:51.54]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.99]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.25]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:58.36]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.70]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.88]And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is
[01:05.15]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.14]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.41]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:10.03]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.91]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.82]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.88]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.50]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:21.58]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23.78]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.78]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.01]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:30.55]Please stand up please stand up
[01:32.98]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.89]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.22]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39.77]Please stand up please stand up
[01:42.06]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:44.33]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:46.74]You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:48.45]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:51.14]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:53.33]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:55.63]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.91]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.24]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.54]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.83]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV
[02:07.13]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[02:09.45]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:11.68]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:14.15]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:16.22]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.98]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.82]Who cuss like me who just don't give a **** like me
[02:23.28]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:25.58]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:28.00]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:30.05]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.30]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:34.83]Please stand up please stand up
[02:37.22]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:41.38]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.99]Please stand up please stand up
[02:46.23]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:47.62]'Cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.72]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:51.36]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:56.27]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.87]And whether you like to admit it I just **** it
[02:59.90]Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:01.96]Then you wonder how can
[03:03.01]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:04.88]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:07.11]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:09.31]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:11.60]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13.91]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:16.12]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.73]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a ****
[03:21.64]With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.36]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.33]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:27.58]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.87]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:32.37]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:36.63]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:39.07]Please stand up please stand up
[03:41.42]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.77]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:48.30]Please stand up please stand up
[03:50.74]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.84]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:55.02]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:57.45]Please stand up please stand up
[03:59.86]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.94]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:06.69]Please stand up please stand up
[04:09.85]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:15.27]**** it let's all stand up
