[ti:Benny The Bouncer] [ar:Emerson Lake & Palmer] [al:Brain Salad Surgery] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Benny The Bouncer - Emerson, Lake & Palmer [00:03.36]Benny was the bouncer at the palais de dance [00:06.36]Hed slash your granny's face up given half a chance [00:09.77]Hed sell you back the pieces all for less than half a quid [00:16.16]He thought he was the meanest [00:17.85]Until he met with savage Sid [00:22.65]Now Sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots [00:25.70]He poured a pint of Guinness over Benny's boots [00:29.16]Benny looked at Sidney [00:30.77]Sidney stared right back in his eye [00:35.42]Sidney chose a switchblade [00:36.97]And Benny got a cold meat pie [00:42.07]Oh what a terrible sight [00:48.30]Much to the peoples delight [00:53.13]One hell of a fight [01:32.59]Sidney grabbed a hatchet buried it in Benny's head [01:39.18]The people gasped as he bled [01:43.96]The end of a ted [01:45.06]Well they dragged him from the wreckage of the palais in bits [01:48.57]They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit [01:51.80]But some of him was missing [01:53.43]And part of him arrived too late [01:57.97]So now he works for Jesus [01:59.29]As the bouncer at st peters gate