[ti:Right Said Fred] [ar:Mark Radcliffe] [al:12月英国单曲榜Top 40 singles] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Right Said Fred - Mark Radcliffe [00:06.26]Right said fred both of us together [00:08.74]One each end and steady as we go oh [00:13.26]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it [00:15.83]We was getting nowhere [00:17.85]And so we had a cuppa tea and [00:21.00]Right said fred give a shout for charlie [00:22.95]Up comes charlie from the floor below [00:27.38]After straining heaving and complaining [00:29.62]We was getting nowhere [00:32.03]And so we had a cuppa tea and charlie had a think [00:35.87]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles [00:38.88]And the things wot held the candles [00:41.68]But it did no good well I never thought it would [00:44.60]All right said fred have to take the feet off [00:46.96]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo [00:51.41]Took its feet off even took the seat off [00:53.62]Should have got us somewhere but no [00:58.35]So fred said let's have another cuppa tea [01:01.11]And we said right o [01:07.49]Oh right said fred have to take the door off [01:09.73]Need more space to shift the so and so [01:14.35]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges [01:16.37]And it got us nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea and [01:21.31]Right said fred have to take the wall down [01:23.82]That there wall is gonna have to go [01:28.38]Took the wall down even with it all down [01:30.62]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea [01:35.52]And charlie had a think and he said look fred [01:37.76]I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling [01:42.83]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through [01:45.73]All right said fred climbing up a ladder [01:47.87]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble [01:53.39]Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome [01:59.47]So charlie and me had another cuppa tea [02:01.88]And then we went home [02:04.50]I said to charlie we'll just have to leave it [02:06.64]Standing on the landing that's all [02:08.16]You see the trouble with fred is he's too hasty [02:10.78]You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty