[ti:Mr. Hood At Piocallee Jewelry Crackpot] [ar:KMD] [al:Mr. Hood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Hood At Piocallee Jewelry Crackpot - KMD [00:00.36]Let's enter this jewerly shop [00:04.06]Ah c'mon Mr piocalles [00:05.20]It up 14k def bracelet you can't beat it kid [00:09.08]No I cannot do that [00:10.01]This is not a pawn shop this is [00:11.32]Piocalles jewelry [00:13.85]Ahh [00:14.53]Mr hood my favorite customer [00:15.60]What can I do for you today [00:16.65]I would like to see some gold rings [00:18.47]Ahh yes we have these stupid phat gold rings [00:20.54]Perfect for your masculine hands [00:21.77]Some earrings for my wife [00:23.31]How about these elephant studded diamond [00:24.92]Earrings perfect for the woman of your dreams [00:26.48]And a watch for my cousin [00:28.17]Ahh yes we have a rolex for just under [00:29.75]Three-thousand seven-hundred and ninety-two [00:31.84]No actually it's two-thousand [00:33.65]Three-hundred and thirty-six green [00:34.94]Many thanks for your help [00:35.90]Yeah he's always trying to jerk people [00:37.12]My name is Mr hood what is your name [00:39.94]I'm zev love x from kmd [00:42.66]I am pleased to meet you [00:44.06]Oh yeah likewise uhh how ya doin' anyway [00:47.46]Perfectly well thank you huh and you [00:50.52]Oh I'm just chillin' ya see uh but [00:52.56]I got one problem I come in here to pawn this bracelet [00:55.20]See 'cause this rhymin' for nickels business ain't makin' it [00:57.43]What I need is a job uh [00:59.21]Where you work at huh they hiring [01:01.15]Follow this avenue yeah [01:03.15]Turn right at the corner uh-huh go to the [01:06.09]Left when you reach the square yeah [01:08.49]It is the house next to the theater [01:10.49]Oh huh yeah I know the line of work you're in yeah [01:13.93]Would you care for a spoon [01:14.82]No go I don't deal with that stuff [01:16.52]They are not too expensive [01:17.40]As a matter of fact [01:18.85]This reminds me of the days of dwelling with those [01:21.09]Who killed off the weak for fancy clothes and hoes too [01:23.47]Not opposed to the picket fence dream [01:25.40]But both lie on the same side of the gate [01:27.43]It seems that it's all coming back to me now [01:29.48]Yeah umm uhh I figured it was about two summers ago [01:32.88]No joking no one-eyed winkin' [01:34.61]It was uh crackpot yeah crackpot jenkins [01:36.64]I first met crackpot in like head starts [01:38.54]Since then I knew he wasn't too head smart [01:40.23]As I scribbled in art he insisted on standing in the sandbox [01:43.01]To collect unknown amounts of pebbles and stones to throw rocks [01:45.62]It's in the wrists he said [01:46.84]When telling me in early physics lessons [01:48.11]Two atoms can't occupy the same space at the same time [01:50.81]Acknowledged by the playground's bully wesson [01:52.54]Who felt pot's rock then cracked pot's face [01:54.50]Considering his aim [01:55.69]I warned he could hurt others with his game [01:57.45]Miss creissman warned the same [01:59.04]Although he didn't care [02:00.34]Did he 'cause in a decade and one year [02:01.91]He continued to throw rocks for a career [02:03.76]Paid and more paid as he pelt rocks felt by [02:05.91]Every brother in brown with whom he dealt [02:08.28]One more rock thrown ah shoot [02:10.19]Under the ground was a boy in a blue suit [02:12.14]Still a lot of rock throwing going on up the block [02:14.86]But a pocket full of pebbles what locked up crackpot [02:17.13]Should've used his wrists for the cut like subroc [02:19.25]Maybe then he'd have avoided the common phony jackpot [02:22.72]Yeah phony jackpot [02:25.46]Yo man we got much better [02:27.27]Things to do with your time [02:28.35]Show me something better [02:29.26]What something better [02:30.72]We built this place man [02:31.42]We're the gods of the [02:32.70]Universe kings and queens of the planet [02:34.76]If you or I could see this individual we might [02:37.32]Call him an impractical dreamer or a crackpot [02:40.05]No I'm not crackpot [02:41.31]Would you have seen the scientific intellectual [02:43.82]Creative genius in a small ragged negro boy [02:47.67]Oh no you done set it off