[ti:Morality Lesson] [ar:Will Stetson] [al:Morality Lesson] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Morality Lesson - Will Stetson [00:00.16]Lyrics by:William Michael Stetson/Milo Poniewozik [00:00.45]Composed by:William Michael Stetson/Milo Poniewozik [00:00.73]Society's collapsing hanging by a thread [00:03.99]The kids are running wild and chivalry is dead [00:07.34]Let's be better than before [00:09.15]I'll give the tools you need to become one of the Moral Elite [00:15.55]High high high morals [00:18.92]High high high morals [00:22.43]High high high morals [00:28.71]If you see a potted plant that's drying in the sun [00:32.34]Then giving it some water is Morals 101 [00:35.90]And if rushing to its aid makes something fragile break [00:39.40]It's moral to admit your mistake [00:42.99]Feed the birds until they can't fly [00:45.01]While keeping your neighbor dry [00:46.62]And giving an autographed photo to ravenous fans [00:50.01]Pick up somebody else's litter [00:51.88]Clean a dumpster until it glitters [00:53.88]You have to treat things morally every time you can [00:57.36]It feels so good when your morals are praised [01:00.96]So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside [01:04.60]When times are tough and you've lost your way [01:07.81]Just remember that virtue is always repaid [01:11.30]If you keep all your morals high [01:15.75]High high high morals [01:19.35]High high high [01:22.89]High high high morals [01:29.20]What's this money doing here in a fountain running dry [01:32.82]I guess I'll give it all to a waiter standing by [01:36.25]Wow he's looking kinda bored let's"liven up" his day [01:39.62]In a"morally acceptable" way [01:43.34]Open somebody else's letters [01:45.51]Help a friend keep time better [01:46.98]Throw a party and bring along every person you know [01:50.57]See a bomb [01:51.15]Time to be a hero [01:52.30]Just for fun divide by zero [01:54.28]Morality is possible everywhere you go [01:59.18]But sometimes you'll struggle [02:05.61]People will hate you for spreading the truth [02:12.80]But they're all morons don't listen to them [02:18.10]Only you can decide what is right [02:26.33]It feels so good when your morals are praised [02:29.89]So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside [02:33.35]When times are tough and you've lost your way [02:36.67]Be sure to consider only your personal happiness when making decisions [02:40.51]It feels so good when you're morally gray [02:44.10]So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside [02:47.60]When times are tough and you've lost your way [02:51.31]Remember the wisdom I've taught you today [02:54.57]Be sure to keep your morals high [02:57.12]High high high morals