Master Of The House (Les Misérables)-The Hollywood Band
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[00:00.00]Master Of The House (Les Misérables) - The Hollywood Band
[00:06.77]Welcome M'sieur
[00:08.22]Sit yourself down
[00:09.57]
[00:10.09]And meet the best
[00:11.50]Innkeeper in town
[00:12.90]
[00:15.31]As for the rest
[00:16.88]All of 'em crooks
[00:18.03]
[00:18.59]Rooking their guests
[00:20.17]And cooking the books
[00:21.65]
[00:23.82]Seldom do you see
[00:26.07]
[00:27.15]Honest men like me
[00:29.33]
[00:30.28]A gent of good intent
[00:32.47]
[00:33.02]Who's content to be
[00:36.14]
[00:36.98]Master of the house
[00:38.79]Doling out the charm
[00:40.50]Ready with a handshake
[00:41.75]And an open palm
[00:43.71]Tells a saucy tale
[00:45.59]Makes a little stir
[00:47.28]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:50.62]Glad to do me a friend's a favor
[00:52.97]
[00:54.09]Doesn't cost me to be nice
[00:56.30]
[00:57.20]But nothing gets you nothing
[00:58.87]Everything has got a little price
[01:01.99]
[01:03.99]Master of the house
[01:05.60]Keeper of the zoo
[01:07.21]Ready to relieve 'em
[01:08.47]Of a sou or two
[01:10.53]Watering the wine
[01:12.13]Making up the weight
[01:13.77]Pickin' up their knick-knacks
[01:14.97]When they can't see straight
[01:17.11]Everybody loves a landlord
[01:19.56]
[01:20.37]Everybody's busom friend
[01:22.49]
[01:23.36]I do whatever pleases Jesus
[01:25.52]Doesn't him bleed 'em in the end
[01:27.18]
[01:28.52]Master of the house
[01:30.09]Quick to catch your eye
[01:31.71]Never wants a passerby
[01:33.21]To pass him by
[01:34.99]Servant to the poor
[01:36.61]Butler to the great
[01:38.27]Comforter philosopher
[01:39.52]And lifelong mate
[01:41.59]Everybody's boon companion
[01:44.83]Everybody chaperone
[01:47.39]
[01:47.94]But lock up your valises
[01:49.63]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone
[01:51.82]
[01:56.39]Enter M'sieur
[01:57.50]
[01:58.01]Lay down your load
[01:59.79]Unlace your boots
[02:01.17]And rest from the road
[02:02.58]
[02:04.80]This weighs a ton
[02:06.41]Travel's a curse
[02:08.04]But here we strive
[02:09.55]To lighten your purse
[02:11.23]
[02:13.25]Here the goose is cooked
[02:15.49]
[02:16.70]Here the fat is fried
[02:18.75]
[02:19.48]And nothing's overlooked
[02:22.28]Till I'm satisfied
[02:25.59]
[02:26.51]Food beyond compare
[02:28.09]Food beyond belief
[02:29.77]Mix it in a mincer
[02:30.98]And pretend it's beef
[02:33.09]Kidney of a horse
[02:34.69]Liver of a cat
[02:36.28]Filling up the sausages
[02:37.88]With this and that
[02:39.75]Residents are more than welcome
[02:42.36]
[02:43.09]Bridal suite is occupied
[02:45.45]
[02:46.47]Reasonable charges
[02:47.92]Plus some little extras on the side
[02:51.02]
[02:53.08]Charge 'em for the lice
[02:54.81]Extra for the mice
[02:56.40]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[02:59.80]Here a little slice
[03:01.45]There a little cut
[03:02.94]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[03:06.51]When it comes to fixing prices
[03:09.27]
[03:09.85]There are lots of tricks he knows
[03:12.34]
[03:13.05]How it all increases
[03:14.51]All those bits and pieces
[03:16.33]Jesus It's amazing how it grows
[03:18.76]
[03:19.81]Master of the house
[03:21.37]Quick to catch your eye
[03:23.01]Never wants a passerby
[03:24.43]To pass him by
[03:26.28]Servent to the poor
[03:27.96]Butler to the great
[03:29.56]Comforter philosopher
[03:30.97]And lifelong mate
[03:32.81]Everybody's boon companion
[03:36.10]Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:38.49]
[03:39.37]Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:40.79]Jesus What a sorry little lot
[03:43.11]
[03:47.67]I used to dream
[03:48.79]That I would meet a prince
[03:50.52]
[03:51.28]But God Almighty
[03:52.39]Have you seen what's happened since
[03:54.89]
[03:57.02]Master of the house
[03:58.81]Isn't worth me spit
[04:00.62]'Comforter philosopher'
[04:02.04]And lifelong sh*t
[04:03.52]
[04:04.03]Cunning little brain
[04:05.80]Regular Voltaire
[04:07.54]Thinks he's quite a lover
[04:09.04]But there's not much there
[04:11.08]What a cruel trick of nature
[04:13.90]
[04:14.51]Landed me with such a louse
[04:17.26]
[04:17.96]God knows how I've lasted
[04:19.42]Living with this bastard in the house
[04:21.94]
[04:22.94]Master of the house
[04:24.63]Master and a half
[04:26.34]Comforter philosopher
[04:28.08]Ah don't make me laugh
[04:29.49]Servant to the poor
[04:31.21]Butler to the great
[04:32.68]Hypocrite and toady
[04:34.12]And inebriate
[04:35.94]Everybody bless the landlord
[04:39.17]Everybody bless his spouse
[04:41.87]
[04:42.44]Everybody raise a glass
[04:44.41]
[04:45.70]Raise it up the master's arse
[04:47.79]
[04:48.91]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house
[ar:The Hollywood Band]
[al:Box Office Hits Vol. 10]
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[00:00.00]Master Of The House (Les Misérables) - The Hollywood Band
[00:06.77]Welcome M'sieur
[00:08.22]Sit yourself down
[00:09.57]
[00:10.09]And meet the best
[00:11.50]Innkeeper in town
[00:12.90]
[00:15.31]As for the rest
[00:16.88]All of 'em crooks
[00:18.03]
[00:18.59]Rooking their guests
[00:20.17]And cooking the books
[00:21.65]
[00:23.82]Seldom do you see
[00:26.07]
[00:27.15]Honest men like me
[00:29.33]
[00:30.28]A gent of good intent
[00:32.47]
[00:33.02]Who's content to be
[00:36.14]
[00:36.98]Master of the house
[00:38.79]Doling out the charm
[00:40.50]Ready with a handshake
[00:41.75]And an open palm
[00:43.71]Tells a saucy tale
[00:45.59]Makes a little stir
[00:47.28]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:50.62]Glad to do me a friend's a favor
[00:52.97]
[00:54.09]Doesn't cost me to be nice
[00:56.30]
[00:57.20]But nothing gets you nothing
[00:58.87]Everything has got a little price
[01:01.99]
[01:03.99]Master of the house
[01:05.60]Keeper of the zoo
[01:07.21]Ready to relieve 'em
[01:08.47]Of a sou or two
[01:10.53]Watering the wine
[01:12.13]Making up the weight
[01:13.77]Pickin' up their knick-knacks
[01:14.97]When they can't see straight
[01:17.11]Everybody loves a landlord
[01:19.56]
[01:20.37]Everybody's busom friend
[01:22.49]
[01:23.36]I do whatever pleases Jesus
[01:25.52]Doesn't him bleed 'em in the end
[01:27.18]
[01:28.52]Master of the house
[01:30.09]Quick to catch your eye
[01:31.71]Never wants a passerby
[01:33.21]To pass him by
[01:34.99]Servant to the poor
[01:36.61]Butler to the great
[01:38.27]Comforter philosopher
[01:39.52]And lifelong mate
[01:41.59]Everybody's boon companion
[01:44.83]Everybody chaperone
[01:47.39]
[01:47.94]But lock up your valises
[01:49.63]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone
[01:51.82]
[01:56.39]Enter M'sieur
[01:57.50]
[01:58.01]Lay down your load
[01:59.79]Unlace your boots
[02:01.17]And rest from the road
[02:02.58]
[02:04.80]This weighs a ton
[02:06.41]Travel's a curse
[02:08.04]But here we strive
[02:09.55]To lighten your purse
[02:11.23]
[02:13.25]Here the goose is cooked
[02:15.49]
[02:16.70]Here the fat is fried
[02:18.75]
[02:19.48]And nothing's overlooked
[02:22.28]Till I'm satisfied
[02:25.59]
[02:26.51]Food beyond compare
[02:28.09]Food beyond belief
[02:29.77]Mix it in a mincer
[02:30.98]And pretend it's beef
[02:33.09]Kidney of a horse
[02:34.69]Liver of a cat
[02:36.28]Filling up the sausages
[02:37.88]With this and that
[02:39.75]Residents are more than welcome
[02:42.36]
[02:43.09]Bridal suite is occupied
[02:45.45]
[02:46.47]Reasonable charges
[02:47.92]Plus some little extras on the side
[02:51.02]
[02:53.08]Charge 'em for the lice
[02:54.81]Extra for the mice
[02:56.40]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[02:59.80]Here a little slice
[03:01.45]There a little cut
[03:02.94]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[03:06.51]When it comes to fixing prices
[03:09.27]
[03:09.85]There are lots of tricks he knows
[03:12.34]
[03:13.05]How it all increases
[03:14.51]All those bits and pieces
[03:16.33]Jesus It's amazing how it grows
[03:18.76]
[03:19.81]Master of the house
[03:21.37]Quick to catch your eye
[03:23.01]Never wants a passerby
[03:24.43]To pass him by
[03:26.28]Servent to the poor
[03:27.96]Butler to the great
[03:29.56]Comforter philosopher
[03:30.97]And lifelong mate
[03:32.81]Everybody's boon companion
[03:36.10]Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:38.49]
[03:39.37]Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:40.79]Jesus What a sorry little lot
[03:43.11]
[03:47.67]I used to dream
[03:48.79]That I would meet a prince
[03:50.52]
[03:51.28]But God Almighty
[03:52.39]Have you seen what's happened since
[03:54.89]
[03:57.02]Master of the house
[03:58.81]Isn't worth me spit
[04:00.62]'Comforter philosopher'
[04:02.04]And lifelong sh*t
[04:03.52]
[04:04.03]Cunning little brain
[04:05.80]Regular Voltaire
[04:07.54]Thinks he's quite a lover
[04:09.04]But there's not much there
[04:11.08]What a cruel trick of nature
[04:13.90]
[04:14.51]Landed me with such a louse
[04:17.26]
[04:17.96]God knows how I've lasted
[04:19.42]Living with this bastard in the house
[04:21.94]
[04:22.94]Master of the house
[04:24.63]Master and a half
[04:26.34]Comforter philosopher
[04:28.08]Ah don't make me laugh
[04:29.49]Servant to the poor
[04:31.21]Butler to the great
[04:32.68]Hypocrite and toady
[04:34.12]And inebriate
[04:35.94]Everybody bless the landlord
[04:39.17]Everybody bless his spouse
[04:41.87]
[04:42.44]Everybody raise a glass
[04:44.41]
[04:45.70]Raise it up the master's arse
[04:47.79]
[04:48.91]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house
