PERCEPTION CHECK-Tom Cardy
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[00:00.00]PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy
[00:00.45]Composed by：Tom Cardy
[00:00.91]On the horizon of this forest path
[00:02.52]You see a group of dark-cloaked figures
[00:04.38]Slowly trudging towards you what do you do
[00:06.38]My half-orc barbarian braces her great hammer and-
[00:08.86]That's a one
[00:09.55]Critical fail Steve what do you do
[00:11.00]Well I believe in anticipation
[00:12.38]My rogue would try and hide behind a tree-
[00:14.41]Okay I rolled a one
[00:15.23]That's another critical fail
[00:16.56]Tom what does your human bard do
[00:18.49]Active perception check
[00:20.17]That's a natural 20
[00:20.95]Let's ******* go
[00:23.42]I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
[00:27.72]These ************* mean to harm us and they got to go
[00:31.36]So c'mon get 'em now
[00:32.51]You picked the wrong day to **** around with my tight crew
[00:35.94]Ooh ooh
[00:37.02]There's no escaping it I can perceive you
[00:39.01]Here's what we're gonna do
[00:41.57]Me and my boys are gonna mess you up
[00:43.59]I rolled a one
[00:44.13]I rolled a one
[00:45.10]****
[00:45.93]My boys are otherwise engaged
[00:48.20]So I'm gonna bring it all myself
[00:49.86]Hey I forgot you're supposed to tell me what I see right
[00:52.34]Yes thank you let's just slow it all down a bit
[00:54.77]So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-
[00:57.07]I cast vicious mockery
[00:58.23]Nat 20 let's go
[00:59.30]You're a short ************ and nobody likes you
[01:02.90]Short
[01:03.52]Everybody says"Look how ******* short that guy is"
[01:05.25]And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
[01:08.23]And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
[01:10.98]But then the doctor said"Wait
[01:12.79]This stupid ************* tiny short-arse baby
[01:14.91]Got a tiny little itty-bitty body and I hate it"
[01:17.15]Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure
[01:20.01]Perception check please
[01:21.33]Nat 20 let's go
[01:22.14]You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child
[01:24.63]It's always a kid
[01:25.60]Specifically the child you've been looking for
[01:27.03]For the last 15 days game-time
[01:28.58]And five days of our actual lives
[01:30.02]Okay I'm sorry I didn't know I'll be better
[01:32.65]**** his body's just lying there right
[01:36.28]Right
[01:37.71]Yes
[01:38.94]Don't
[01:39.37]Loot that body
[01:40.15]Gotta loot that body now
[01:41.27]Loot that body
[01:42.10]Gotta loot that ************
[01:43.52]Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
[01:47.71]*****
[ar:Tom Cardy]
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[00:00.00]PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy
[00:00.45]Composed by：Tom Cardy
[00:00.91]On the horizon of this forest path
[00:02.52]You see a group of dark-cloaked figures
[00:04.38]Slowly trudging towards you what do you do
[00:06.38]My half-orc barbarian braces her great hammer and-
[00:08.86]That's a one
[00:09.55]Critical fail Steve what do you do
[00:11.00]Well I believe in anticipation
[00:12.38]My rogue would try and hide behind a tree-
[00:14.41]Okay I rolled a one
[00:15.23]That's another critical fail
[00:16.56]Tom what does your human bard do
[00:18.49]Active perception check
[00:20.17]That's a natural 20
[00:20.95]Let's ******* go
[00:23.42]I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
[00:27.72]These ************* mean to harm us and they got to go
[00:31.36]So c'mon get 'em now
[00:32.51]You picked the wrong day to **** around with my tight crew
[00:35.94]Ooh ooh
[00:37.02]There's no escaping it I can perceive you
[00:39.01]Here's what we're gonna do
[00:41.57]Me and my boys are gonna mess you up
[00:43.59]I rolled a one
[00:44.13]I rolled a one
[00:45.10]****
[00:45.93]My boys are otherwise engaged
[00:48.20]So I'm gonna bring it all myself
[00:49.86]Hey I forgot you're supposed to tell me what I see right
[00:52.34]Yes thank you let's just slow it all down a bit
[00:54.77]So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-
[00:57.07]I cast vicious mockery
[00:58.23]Nat 20 let's go
[00:59.30]You're a short ************ and nobody likes you
[01:02.90]Short
[01:03.52]Everybody says"Look how ******* short that guy is"
[01:05.25]And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
[01:08.23]And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
[01:10.98]But then the doctor said"Wait
[01:12.79]This stupid ************* tiny short-arse baby
[01:14.91]Got a tiny little itty-bitty body and I hate it"
[01:17.15]Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure
[01:20.01]Perception check please
[01:21.33]Nat 20 let's go
[01:22.14]You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child
[01:24.63]It's always a kid
[01:25.60]Specifically the child you've been looking for
[01:27.03]For the last 15 days game-time
[01:28.58]And five days of our actual lives
[01:30.02]Okay I'm sorry I didn't know I'll be better
[01:32.65]**** his body's just lying there right
[01:36.28]Right
[01:37.71]Yes
[01:38.94]Don't
[01:39.37]Loot that body
[01:40.15]Gotta loot that body now
[01:41.27]Loot that body
[01:42.10]Gotta loot that ************
[01:43.52]Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
[01:47.71]*****
