[ti:Childrens Story] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:HipHop Classics Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.20]Childrens Story [00:04.27]Slick Rick [00:05.70] [00:12.01]Uncle Ricky could u read us a bed time story please o please [00:16.72] [00:19.03](Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book yall tucked in ) yea [00:28.17] [00:28.79]Here we go [00:30.00] [00:30.94]Once upon a time not long ago [00:32.81]When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:35.31]When laws were stern and justice stood [00:37.30] [00:38.08]And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:40.14]There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:42.33]By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: [00:44.57]"Me & You Ty we gonna make sum cash [00:47.21]Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash" [00:49.34]They did the job money came with ease [00:51.82]But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:53.92]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:55.63]Brotha [00:56.63]Tried to rob a man who was a D T undercover [00:58.63]The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [01:01.62]He said"Keep still boy no need for static" [01:03.81]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [01:04.49] [01:05.63]But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [01:07.93]The kid pulled out a gun he said"Why'd ya hit me" [01:10.56]The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [01:12.80]The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [01:14.99]"I'll do years if I pull this trigga" [01:17.48]So he cold dashed and ran around the block [01:19.72]Cop radioes it to another lady cop [01:22.04]He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [01:24.42]A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [01:27.41]Looked around good and from expectations [01:28.78]So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [01:31.34]But she was coming and he made a left [01:33.72]He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [01:36.09]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) [01:38.72]Then he made his move to an abandoned building [01:41.15]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [01:43.28]Opened up the door there guess who he saw [01:45.46]Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e [01:47.77]Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap [01:50.14]He said(I need bullets hurry up run) [01:52.45]The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun [01:54.63]He went outside but there was cops all over [01:57.31]Then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova [01:59.92]Raced up the block doing 83 [02:01.61]Crashed into a tree near university [02:03.35] [02:04.27]Escaped alive though the car was battered [02:06.46]Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered [02:09.15]Ran out of bullets and still had static [02:11.34]Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic [02:13.85]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead [02:15.72]He told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead) [02:18.30]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong [02:20.36]So he let the lady go and he starts to run on [02:22.79]Sirens sounded he seemed astounded [02:25.03]Before long the lil' boy got surrounded [02:27.52]He dropped the gun so went the glory [02:29.96]And this is the way I have to end this story [02:32.01]He was only seventeen in a madman's dream [02:34.71]The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream [02:37.08]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh [02:39.14]Just another case about the wrong path [02:41.66]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST [02:43.92] [02:45.17]Good Night [02:46.00] [02:49.05]Oh boy that uncle Ricky is really wierd [02:53.39] [02:54.32]I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast [02:57.60]I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us Good nite