[ti:Way Too Real] [ar:Too $hort] [al:Get In Where You Fit In] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Way Too Real (Explicit) - Too $hort [00:13.70]Way too real Short Dog is just way too real [00:19.31]It's the T Double [00:20.09]Some call me $hort [00:21.49]I'm in the house once again [00:22.46]From the East to the North [00:23.94]You know the west is the best coast [00:26.27]We got the best beats [00:27.10]We bump the best hoes [00:28.38] [00:29.52]Living life way too fast [00:31.65]Start snitching and you might not last [00:33.61]It used to be about old pimps and macks [00:35.86]But now we got the young bucks trying to jack [00:38.16]It's a stick up put your hands up before you get bucked [00:40.58]Got you for your watch your link [00:42.17]And your green stuff [00:43.52]Everybody wants to be the man [00:44.88] [00:45.74]And when you are you go straight to the pen [00:48.36]Get rich quick schemes off d**e fiends [00:49.60] [00:50.26]I know you know what I mean [00:52.56]Making big money living stoned to the bone [00:54.97]Oakland California is where we roam [00:57.27]Hitting this corner that corner everywhere [00:59.58]Bumping fly young tenders [01:00.44]With the real big hair [01:01.58] [01:02.09]Sassy nasty young a** freaks [01:04.40]Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat [01:06.85]We hit the motel the head was swell [01:09.13]Baby had back like a big ol' whale [01:11.45]She told all her friends I did her too [01:13.82] [01:14.45]She got dogged like Scooby Doo [01:16.21]Cause in the land of macks we don't play that [01:18.73]You wanna run your mouth [01:19.83]You get pimp slapped [01:20.73] [01:21.48]And you ask me just how I feel [01:23.21] [01:23.79]Short Dog's living way too real [01:25.51] [01:29.20]I'm living way too real b**ch [01:30.83] [01:34.41]Short Dog in the house [01:35.75] [01:39.15]Can't help but live real [01:40.20]You know what I mean [01:41.11] [01:42.39]Tell you some sh*t though [01:43.61] [01:44.57]Been in the game for about 10 years or more [01:46.81] [01:47.38]Talking about sh*t you never did before [01:49.40]You know my macking is cracking [01:51.03]All of the time [01:52.24]24-7 spitting playboy rhymes [01:53.55]I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake [01:56.53]You slang D well I'm a slang a gang of tapes [01:58.91]Something funky fresh for you to ride to fool [02:01.08] [02:01.87]Bending corners in the old school [02:03.64]I seen my homie Father Dom and he said What's up [02:06.36]Riding in a Supersport drunk as f**k [02:08.38]And when you see us [02:09.50]The clique is called The Dangerous Crew [02:10.74]We wouldn't change it for you [02:12.00]Cause the game is true [02:13.67]Some say that the Dog can't rap [02:15.33] [02:16.11]But my bank account will prove that [02:17.90]I make G's so you can see these nuts hoe [02:20.92]Or get played like dominoes [02:22.47]I used to f**k a b**ch from San Jose [02:25.18]Baby liked to freak all kind of ways [02:27.41]She said I was the best couldn't settle for less [02:30.03]Had my name Short Dog tattooed on her chest [02:32.29]After three months I called it quits [02:34.66]She tried to pop that pregnant sh*t [02:36.74] [02:37.26]But like a mack I suprised her [02:39.37] [02:40.08]Dropped her a** off at Kaiser [02:42.00]Never would I let her put a baby on me [02:44.27]I ain't the one I'm Step Daddy [02:46.62]I had to let her know just how I feel [02:48.88] [02:49.94]I'm living way too real [02:51.90] [02:53.93]Don't ever f**k with Too $hort [02:55.77] [03:10.43]From city to city valley to valley [03:12.69]Never seen another state on hit like Cali [03:14.50] [03:15.08]Fornia where the hustlers play [03:17.36]What you wouldn't expect happens everyday [03:19.68]It's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking about [03:22.15]Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth [03:24.63]Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes [03:26.86]If you live the life you gotta pay the price [03:28.99] [03:29.53]So many youngsters die over punk sh*t [03:31.36] [03:32.13]Small talk a lotta dumb sh*t [03:33.63] [03:34.17]And only God knows when you punch the clock [03:36.59]Thought he was bulletproof and got shot [03:38.35]It's either heaven or hell him or me [03:41.18]Locked in a cell or out on the street [03:43.47]Every day on the ave another brother is killed [03:45.63] [03:46.91]For living way too real [03:48.32]Well I'm chilling and I'm willing like a villian I be killing [03:50.81]Coke is it but tonight I got the feeling [03:53.15]Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up [03:55.62]Pimping ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers [03:57.93]Never ever feeling no remorse of couse [03:59.29] [03:59.90]If you try to play me out [04:01.47]I'm a punch you in your mouth [04:02.66]And Rin Tin I'll watch his chin just splatter [04:04.89]Caught him with an uppercut [04:06.03]There goes his bladder [04:07.67]My rhymes are fatter cause I said so [04:09.51]I'm gonna recollect a neck [04:10.67]Mic wreck check a hoe [04:11.96]I'm making more dough than the average Joe Schmoe [04:14.45]If she's fronting on the p**sy then the hoe got to go [04:16.86]Out the back door don't want to see you no more [04:18.99]You ain't Deep Throat so what you come here for [04:21.43]Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging [04:23.34]Bring your a** over get prepared for the stabbing [04:26.05] [04:26.58]Ain't no doubt that's how I feel [04:28.30]Father Dom and the Playboy $hort [04:30.13]We're living way too real [04:31.42]We're living way too real [04:32.49]We're living way too real