[ti:Grandpa's Last X-Mas] [ar:The Vandals] [al:Oi To The World] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Grandpa's Last X-Mas - The Vandals [00:04.89]Mom says Put on your Christmas best [00:08.43]Grandpa's coming down this year [00:10.08]And it might be his last [00:11.96]Why mom [00:13.57]You say that every time [00:15.33]It seems that he's been dying [00:16.83]Ever since I was nine [00:19.05]I don't mean no disrespect [00:20.71]Because he's old and mean [00:22.60]How come we invite him [00:23.82]When he always makes a scene [00:25.60]Tell me [00:26.08]Why does [00:27.72]He hit me with his cane [00:29.53]And why should I get him a gift [00:31.23]If he doesn't know my name [00:33.17]How come [00:34.78]He always calls me Kate [00:36.73]And forgets his dentures on his dinner plate [00:39.65]This could be grandpa's last Christmas [00:42.07]That's what mother said [00:43.84]Grandpa's last Christmas [00:45.45]And soon he might be dead so be nice [00:48.99]Be nice to grandpa [01:01.51]What can I say to someone 300 years old [01:05.01]When he seems so content staring [01:06.63]At the jello mold [01:08.58]Please mom [01:10.13]Let me go out and play [01:12.00]Or soon I will go deaf like him [01:13.73]From hearing him complain [01:22.85]I know [01:24.33]His life's been long and hard [01:26.10]And he deserves some quiet and peace [01:28.04]In a nice graveyard [01:29.79]Grandpa [01:31.39]I love you just the same [01:33.15]But I know you won't be happy [01:34.49]Until you drive us all insane [01:36.29]This could be grandpa's last Christmas [01:38.61]That's what mother said [01:40.42]Grandpa's last Christmas [01:41.96]And soon he might be dead so be nice [01:45.57]Be nice to grandpa [01:49.08]'Cause he's old [01:50.82]And he smells [01:52.62]And he's gonna die soon [01:56.18]Be nice to grandpa