Can I Bitch-Eminem

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[00:11.93]Uncle marshall
[00:13.68]Will you tell us a bedtime story
[00:18.94]Here we go
[00:21.13]Now once upon a time not long ago
[00:22.86]There was a little rapper about to blow
[00:25.07]But his album came and it was not good
[00:27.36]I think it went lead or double copper wood
[00:29.49]So the silly little fans they were mislead
[00:31.31]By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
[00:33.40]"me and you 'clef we're gonna make some cash
[00:36.75]Grab the silver paint and let's paint my a**"
[00:40.17]Hey mister would ya care to bare witness to
[00:41.77]The a**-whippin' i'm about to administer
[00:43.14]To this a**-kissin' little vaginal blister
[00:44.64]Stanabis little marshall mathers' sister
[00:45.83]And in this corner we have the mister
[00:49.78]Not havin' it it's the mad sinister
[00:51.78]Dr evil with his bag of tricks for
[00:54.43]This little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
[00:55.59]Ex-ll cool j fan from windsor
[00:57.48]I'm 'bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta
[00:59.51]You bastard i ain't wanna have to diss ya
[01:03.37]Canabis where the f**k you at i miss ya
[01:05.94]Can-i-b**ch oh can-i-b**ch
[01:07.07]Where for art thou can-i-b**ch
[01:09.26]Please tell me what happened with
[01:12.27]That style that you were rappin' with
[01:14.43]Can-i-b**ch oh can-i-b**ch
[01:16.93]Are you from los angeles
[01:19.01]New york or just a janitor
[01:21.07]From canada oh can-i-b**ch
[01:23.62]Now at first i ain't really understand the sh*t
[01:25.71]Picture me for a second and imagine it
[01:27.73]Chillin' in the bat-mansion and relaxin'
[01:29.77]When all a sudden some b******t comes across the scanners
[01:32.03]It's can-i-b**ch on some"stan lives" sh*t
[01:35.27]It creeped me out at first man this is sick
[01:37.39]For me being just a sick this conflict
[01:39.13]Gets my dick harder than arithmetic
[01:40.79]And i know how you jealous ones envy
[01:43.45]I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
[01:45.87]The first two letters you were tellin' me sh*t
[01:48.15]Like you respect me like any other regular mc
[01:50.25]The third letter you ask how come i ain't return
[01:52.97]None of the messages at shady records you left me
[01:55.06]The fourth letter:"slim you really startin' to upset me"
[01:57.29]The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
[01:59.62]The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building
[02:01.65]This crazy motherf**ker's really tryin' to kill me
[02:03.82]So i went back and read the first few letters that said
[02:06.46]Some sh*t about a message you left
[02:08.25]Oh sh*t that's not an"e" that's an"a"
[02:10.47]This dude wants to leave me a"massage" he's gay
[02:12.69]Right away i'm on the phone with dr dre
[02:14.96]We got a bogey （marshall i'm on the way）
[02:17.08]Can-i-b**ch oh can-i-b**ch
[02:19.72]Where for art thou can-i-b**ch
[02:21.93]Please tell me what happened with
[02:23.97]That style that you were rappin' with
[02:26.12]Can-i-b**ch oh can-i-b**ch
[02:28.60]Are you from los angeles
[02:30.75]New york or just a janitor
[02:32.79]From canada oh can-i-b**ch
[02:35.40]So in two seconds flat dre's at my crib
[02:37.10]The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
[02:39.59]And neither one of us have canadian citizenship
[02:41.35]Sh*t oh dre wait a mintue
[02:43.87]That's it
[02:44.34]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
[02:46.58]We can fly over the border"Let's go" WOOSH
[02:48.39]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[02:50.79]BOOSH （What was that Oh） Jermaine Dupri
[02:52.74]F**k It keep goin' no time to waste
[02:55.20]Wait backup hit him one more time in case
[02:57.87]Okay f**k now he's draggin' under the car
[03:00.05]Oh well only 30 more thousand miles
[03:01.63]Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
[03:03.74]Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
[03:06.48]And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
[03:08.69]"He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way
[03:11.99]"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
[03:14.23]That Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
[03:15.83]Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH BOOSH
[03:18.25]BOOSH BOOSH （What was that ） Pet Shop Boys
[03:20.44]So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
[03:23.00]His corpse was still movin' but his a** was rotted
[03:25.31]He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
[03:27.08]I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
[03:29.37]So I stabbed him twice kept jabbin' Christ
[03:31.19]He won't die this guy's like a battered wife
[03:33.40]He's like Kim he keeps comin' back for more
[03:35.59]But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
[03:38.09]Hold up 'Bis quit foldin' up
[03:39.74]Punch me in the chest Make my shoulders touch
[03:42.56]Do somethin' At least one punchline
[03:44.03]C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
[03:47.42]Ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
[03:49.43]'Bis c'mon answer me man respond
[03:51.07]Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
[03:53.75]Intergalatical metaphors from Mars
[03:56.07]Raw to the floor raw like Reservoir Dogs
[03:58.68]Bite another line from Redman's song
[04:00.51]Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
[04:02.67]From a midget reaches out from under the car
[04:04.93]It's JD this motherf**ker won't die neither
[04:06.87]Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
[04:09.26]We stomped the b**ch and then stopmed the b**ch again
[04:11.58]（Compton ） Detroit b**ch Talk some sh*t again
[04:13.62]Stomp him （switch feet） Stomp him （switch again ）
[04:16.46]Dre alright he's dead dog quit kickin him
[04:18.78]I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again （Damn）
[04:21.39]He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again
[04:23.31]Chorus
[04:23.56]Can-i-b**ch oh Can-i-b**ch
[04:24.77]Where for art thou Can-i-b**ch
[04:27.48]Please tell me what happened with
[04:29.62]That style that you were rappin' with
[04:31.75]Can-i-b**ch oh Can-i-b**ch
[04:34.23]Are you from Los Angeles
[04:36.33]New York or just a janitor
[04:38.35]From Canada Oh Can-i-b**ch