My Censored Band Is Back-Eminem

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[00:00.00]My Censored Band Is Back - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Elton John (艾尔顿·约翰)
[00:03.01]May I have your attention please
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[00:06.08]May I have your attention please
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[00:08.86]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:12.29]I repeat
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[00:13.52]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:16.89]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.25]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.40]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like
[00:22.09]Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.12]Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before
[00:25.04]They first get divorced throwing her
[00:26.27]Over furniture scream
[00:27.39]It's the return of the
[00:28.32]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't
[00:30.35]Just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.15]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.54]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's
[00:35.68]Locked in my basement haha
[00:37.06]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.42]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
[00:40.07]I'm sick of him
[00:41.00]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.36]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though
[00:45.75]Yea I probably got a couple of screws
[00:47.34]Up in my head loose
[00:48.36]But no worse than what's going on
[00:49.58]In your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.40]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.78]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green
[00:54.40]To hump a dead moose
[00:55.25]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.16]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.34]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.84]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.02]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.12]By the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.53]They got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.01]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:11.66]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.44]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.60]Then there's no reason that a man
[01:16.85]And another man can't elope
[01:17.94]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.22]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.53]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:23.65]I'm Slim Shady
[01:24.56]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:25.75]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:26.56]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:28.26]Please stand up
[01:29.23]Please stand up
[01:30.40]Please stand up
[01:31.57]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.43]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:33.73]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.80]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:36.20]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:37.37]Please stand up
[01:38.40]Please stand up
[01:39.52]Please stand up
[01:40.54]Will Smith don't gotta cuss
[01:41.57]In his raps to sell records
[01:42.64]You think I give a Grammy
[01:43.62]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:45.40]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.08]Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[01:48.74]Let alone stand me
[01:49.89]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:51.94]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.19]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:56.47]S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.81]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.20]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.44]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.66]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.07]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:09.11]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:10.31]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:11.44]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:12.51]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:13.79]Please stand up
[02:14.96]Please stand up
[02:16.09]Please stand up
[02:17.26]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:18.17]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:19.31]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:20.47]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:21.95]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:22.96]Please stand up
[02:24.02]Please stand up
[02:25.13]Please stand up