[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.06]If your havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02.49]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one [00:04.92]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:07.62]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:10.23]Rap critics that say he's Money Cash h*es [00:12.42]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:15.15]If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:17.46]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough [00:19.77]I'm like *****critics you can kiss my whole ***** [00:21.84]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:24.90]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:27.30]They don't play my hits well I don't give a s**t SO [00:30.36]Rap mags try and use my black a*s [00:32.25]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads *****ers [00:35.49]I don't know what you take me as [00:37.26]Or understand the intellegence that Jay Z has [00:39.57]I'm from rags to ritches n***as I ain't dumb [00:41.28]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one [00:42.63]Hit me [00:42.99]99 Problems but a *****ain't one [00:44.43]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:52.65]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one [00:54.27]Hit me [00:54.66]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [00:57.06]In my rear view mirror is the mother *****in law [00:59.43]I got two choices yall pull over the car or [01:02.16]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor [01:04.65]Now I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jay [01:06.81]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [01:09.21]So I pull over to the side of the road [01:11.70]And I heard Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for [01:14.28]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low [01:16.68]Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [01:19.35]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo [01:21.51]Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four [01:24.51]Liscense and registration and step out of the car [01:26.55]Are you carryin a weapon on you I know alot of you are [01:29.10]I ain't steppin out of s**t all my papers legit [01:31.59]Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit [01:34.02]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [01:36.42]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that [01:39.15]Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something [01:42.36]Or somebody important or somethin [01:43.71]Tah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit [01:46.53]Enough that you won't illegally search my s**t [01:48.75]Well we'll see how smart you are when the K 9's come [01:51.63]I got 99 problems but a *****ain't one [01:53.58]Hit me [02:11.61]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:15.90]A n***a like myself had to strong arm a h*e [02:18.39]This is not a h*e in the sense of havin a ***** [02:21.03]But a *****havin the God d**n sense try and push me [02:23.82]I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord [02:25.80]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [02:28.74]You know the type loud as a motor bike [02:30.90]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:33.24]The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clappin [02:36.12]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain [02:38.43]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [02:40.92]Back through the system with the riff raff again [02:43.26]Fiends on the floor scratchin again [02:45.57]Paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them [02:48.21]D A tred to give the n***a the shaft again [02:50.67]Half a mil for bail cause I'm African [02:53.16]All because this fool was harrassin him [02:55.38]Tryin to play the boy like he saccarhine [02:58.29]Ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:20.01]I got 99 problems but this *****ain't one [03:22.44]Hit me [03:33.75]You're crazy for this one Rick [03:36.09]It's your boy