[ti:Quiet Please!] [ar:Dan Bull] [al:Quiet Please! (Minecraft Warden Rap)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Quiet Please! - Dan Bull [00:00.09]Lyrics by:Dan Bull [00:00.18]Composed by:Dan Bull [00:00.27]Sshhh [00:01.19]Quiet please this is a library [00:02.48]And I'd like some peace to read mindfully [00:04.48]So mind your Ps and Qs [00:06.52]Else you might receive abuse [00:08.23]When you let the wildest creature loose [00:10.04]See the blind leading you [00:11.94]Leave you slightly confused [00:13.92]Eardrums sliced cleaved in two [00:15.83]Because my speak is bood [00:17.78]Due to highly frequent use [00:19.59]It's a nice evening to [00:21.55]Feel your life leaving you [00:23.47]You can try screaming futilely [00:26.00]I deem it fool hardy [00:27.81]I'll be here driving you doolally [00:30.71]RIP [00:31.62]Cursed and blessed with sensitive hearing [00:33.41]You can never guess what it ends up revealing [00:35.35]Goodness yes Ever so queer things [00:37.50]Shudders and tremors and intimate feelings [00:39.35]Underhand sinister secretive dealings [00:41.22]Hidden amid all the weeping and wailing [00:43.21]Ears are piercing merely from squealing [00:45.10]Shrieking screaming bringing in ceiling [00:47.05]Sshh [00:48.05]Quiet please [00:48.99]Hush hush hush hush hush [00:50.50]Shush your mouth don't make a sound [00:53.11]Whoops [00:53.67]You already have [00:54.50]And The Warden's been awakened now [00:56.75]Tut tut tut tut tut [00:58.20]You just dug your own grave and fell [01:00.44]Fell into a world of pain all you can do is pray for hell [01:04.32]Darkness closing in on all sides [01:08.11]I guess you're in for a wild ride [01:11.83]Chances whether you live or die [01:15.95]You won't return and it's obvious why [01:19.49]Silence [01:19.90]Can't you read the sign [01:20.84]And you're stupid [01:21.49]Only I can rhyme with the music [01:24.43]I'm not abusive [01:25.37]I'm a recluse with hyperacusis [01:27.29]Trying to unwind and I find you intrusive [01:29.16]So now you find out how tiny my fuse is [01:31.42]Once you kids die then [01:32.67]I'll find other uses for you 'cause it's kind of amusin' [01:35.08]Better stay quiet at an ASMR [01:36.82]Or ya may find why I'm a pain in the arse [01:38.81]I shout this straight from the heart [01:40.31]My ribcage is a state to emit soundwaves in the dark [01:43.11]Like a flame from a spark creatin' a rant so loud that'll break you apart [01:46.44]Try not to raise the alarm if your aim's to evade any harm [01:49.41]Stay bloody calm [01:50.38]Maybe you can maybe you can't [01:52.24]Maybe you'll try running straight to your mom [01:54.18]Go crazily odd when I blaze with a buzz [01:55.89]Hey Kill a Blaze get a buddy [01:57.74]Say by this stage I'm basically blasé [01:59.98]Baby but I say you're late to the party [02:02.10]Oh hey [02:02.60]There you are mate [02:03.43]Let's get straight to the part where I make you expire [02:05.61]In the deep dark it's like a meat market [02:07.50]Believe me it's not for the weak heartened [02:09.45]You might be somebody steely departed [02:11.36]When I leave your entire life restarted [02:13.38]Darkness closing in on all sides [02:17.51]I guess you're in for a wild ride Aye aye aye [02:22.95]Hush hush hush hush hush [02:24.69]Shush your mouth don't make a sound [02:27.22]Whoops [02:27.54]You already have [02:28.62]And The Warden's been awakened now [02:30.78]Tut tut tut tut tut [02:32.13]You just dug your own grave and fell [02:34.58]Fell into a world of pain all you can do is pray for hell [02:38.34]Darkness closing in on all sides [02:42.20]I guess you're in for a wild ride [02:45.97]Chances whether you live or die [02:50.14]You won't return and it's obvious why [02:53.90]You have the right to remain silent [02:57.30]And I have the right to remain violent [03:01.17]You have the right to remain silent [03:05.08]And I have the right to remain violent