My Wig Fell Off-Root Boy Slim & the Sex Change Band

[00:00.89]Hey wait a minute don't step on it
[00:03.33]My toupee is out on the floor
[00:05.76]Watch out for my mood ring 18 button shirts
[00:09.14]In all the latest designs
[00:11.20]My all 12 astrological signs
[00:13.95]But what's worse you know let me tell you about it
[00:17.26]Trying to pass for 18
[00:19.26]Is a tough thing to do
[00:21.33]You can't make it in a disco
[00:23.14]When you're 42
[00:25.09]Been looking for love
[00:26.90]Every disco in town
[00:28.98]My wig's gettin shaky
[00:30.91]My truss is slippin down
[00:33.10]My wig fell off
[00:35.54]Don't step on it out on the floor
[00:41.16]My pacemaker's busted
[00:44.04]My Poli Grip won't hold no more
[00:49.73]These girls laugh
[00:51.69]At my fishnet shirt
[00:53.75]When they call me grandpa
[00:55.75]That really hurts
[00:57.81]Look in the mirror
[00:59.69]Didn't look 42
[01:01.75]All that shakin and sweatin
[01:03.57]I must have come unglued
[01:05.50]My wig fell off
[01:08.88]Hand my toupee to me
[01:13.45]I'm quittin the disco
[01:17.20]I'm almost 43
[01:22.08]Hey look out buddy
[01:24.14]Get off my wig
[01:26.08]Oops I didn't realize
[01:27.89]You was quite so big
[01:29.83]Go ahead and keep it
[01:31.89]Keep my mood ring too
[01:33.95]But gimme back my dentures
[01:35.64]Or I'll have to use kung fu
[01:37.33]My wig fell off
[01:40.45]Hand my toupee to me
[01:45.89]I'm quittin the disco
[01:49.20]I'm almost 43
[01:54.58]My elevator shoes
[01:56.70]My hip jewelry
[01:58.70]Sell 'em at a yard sale somewhere
[02:01.52]Anybody wanna buy all 12 astrological signs
[02:05.70]Anybody wanna buy 18 button shirts in all the latest designs
[02:11.45]Anybody wanna buy a wig
[02:14.89]You can have my wig for next to nothing
[02:21.45]I'm quittin the disco
[02:23.20]I'm quittin the disco y'all
[02:24.52]I can't take it no more
[02:25.95]Too much heartbreak too much paing
[02:30.01]Too much heartbreak too much paing
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