[ti:The Song Of Words] [ar:Gwar] [al:Violence Has Arrived] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Song Of Words - Gwar [00:00.91]In the keep of gwar much torment remained [00:03.22]Despite all the bodies hacked in twain [00:05.49]So many had died in the vicious campaign [00:07.87]That their femurs alone made a fine mountain [00:10.35]The master was no longer gwar's sovereign [00:13.06]Of wealth and women they had none to gain [00:14.93]What goal was left for them to attain [00:17.19]So oderus did call for conclave [00:19.72]First came balsac his council was wise [00:22.20]His war axe gleamed he was a loyal knight [00:24.28]Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide [00:26.78]First in prowess he stood his lord beside [00:29.27]Beefcake the mighty his ass was wide [00:31.49]Brought 80 laden oxen he was a good ally [00:33.96]Jizmak da gusha his legion was described [00:36.40]For many hours he barked at the tribe [00:38.74]But then timely the catering arrived [00:40.81]Booze *** food 400 hundred mule loads high [00:43.54]Flattus maximus this he did supply [00:45.92]And now the mighty brothers of gwar did band [00:48.23]Their will to journey and slay without plan [00:50.57]Bring sledge and terror to the cities of man [00:52.91]Open oberammergau [00:55.33]Like hell was a womb it tore [00:57.88]And from the womb the creatures poured [01:00.17]Troll goblin manticore [01:02.49]Siege machine and armored whore [01:04.87]There will be battle like never before [01:07.35]The surface world learned of the malaise [01:09.44]Black pope usurper he saw through the veil [01:12.13]They plan their defense in the land of the wasted [01:14.53]Africa bitter fruit she had tasted [01:16.75]Engine of industry let it be raised [01:19.34]There the camp of the black pope was placed [01:21.44]His legions through the valleys they raced [01:23.91]Chariots they rode their skulls were iron plated [01:26.45]Belching fire freshly painted [01:28.66]8000 battalions of knights freshly sainted [01:31.24]But before they fought they were vaccinated [01:33.40]To protect them from the aids that had been created [01:35.57]To continue the reign of black pope unabated [01:37.95]The people at home got a version g rated [01:40.46]Here the gwar invaded [01:42.62]Began the violation [01:54.92]The war barges forecastles swarming [01:57.42]Disgorging the troops formations forming [01:59.63]The low drone of the horning [02:02.03]Sounded out a call and then a warning [02:04.55]A nuclear salvo where gwar was encroaching [02:06.68]Within a second 10 legions were toasting [02:09.19]Balsac said did you feel something [02:11.64]The Lord was not boasting [02:14.02]The enemy is vast steel carpets the terrain [02:16.40]Still they are forming armored and trained [02:18.67]They send forth a captain oj by name [02:21.22]Flattus struck him in the brain [02:23.43]Burst the helmet made two parts of the mind [02:25.69]Chopped through his gorget through chest into spine [02:28.17]And so oj's blood flowed like wine [02:30.76]Flattus said so ends a cowards time [02:33.01]Balsac is angry he'll have no more [02:35.17]He hurls his axe with great effort [02:37.57]To smite regis with terrible force [02:40.01]His shield breaks his hauberk unsews [02:42.57]The axe bursts through the chest and torso [02:44.85]Bright blood spurts the guts are loosed by the throw [02:47.30]And with that axe the soul from body goes [02:49.54]Said jizmak that was a heavy blow [02:52.02]Beefcake the mighty clotted with spew [02:54.23]His sword falls skulls burst in two [02:56.80]Eyes melt from sockets he is not through [02:59.09]Thousands of warriors he does this to [03:01.54]Piling up the corpses of those that he slew [03:03.90]Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew [03:06.34]Balsac said he is a princely Lord [03:08.04]Said beefcake yes it's true [03:10.76]Jizmak smites his hammer whirls [03:13.19]Foreheads explode entrails twirl [03:15.70]Breaking open brain pans as well [03:18.29]Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell [03:20.58]Oderus smites the black pope exposing the brain [03:23.50]The blade continued through meat and membrane [03:25.84]Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain [03:28.03]Here ends his tale that much is plain