耙耳朵男人-开山怪

[ti:耙(pa)耳朵男人]
[ar:开山怪]
[al:重庆搞笑歪唱歌曲]
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[00:00.00]耙耳朵男人 - 开山怪
[00:30.28]你不要囊儿看到我
[00:32.60]因为你眼神黑莫凶
[00:36.52]拿出个篾（竹）片朝我吼
[00:39.32]还说我是耙耳朵
[00:42.47]你不会煮饭
[00:45.56]你只会洗锅
[00:49.32]除了他会忍受你的折磨
[00:52.39]帮你洗臭脚脚
[00:54.51]
[00:57.19]相处时间不算多
[00:59.71]一个星期都盼到周末
[01:03.11]你鼓捣我陪你跑去打场伙（打牌）
[01:09.99]噢
[01:10.44]你无一点捞刨
[01:12.06]一口气输一百多
[01:15.62]结果她扯起就给你一阔阔
[01:20.71]
[01:21.71]平时膜的人的时候
[01:23.86]兄弟约了喝酒
[01:25.42]你就变成管家婆
[01:27.82]他也不敢给你罗嗦
[01:30.17]因为心里知道
[01:31.75]受到伤害的结果
[01:34.06]啦 啦
[01:38.10]老婆大人饶了我
[01:40.42]啦 啦
[01:43.27]
[01:44.41]谁叫我是耙耳朵
[01:46.41]
[01:50.68]我不怕辛苦
[01:52.95]
[01:53.58]我不嫌老火
[01:56.09]
[01:57.11]只要你能记住
[01:58.66]那一个我就已经足够
[02:05.18]娃儿没钱要上学
[02:07.40]你确教他去塌下扩
[02:10.60]你叫他别耽误
[02:12.98]你现在搞自摸
[02:16.02]
[02:16.87]我在切切工作
[02:20.14]下班后都七点多
[02:22.84]
[02:23.58]难道我
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[02:28.49]噢
[02:29.80]今生没钱那个时候
[02:31.82]叫她去割猪肉
[02:33.38]衣来伸手饭张口
[02:35.75]噢
[02:36.62]我也不敢给你罗嗦
[02:38.18]挨打只有剩到
[02:39.67]幸好学过硬气功
[02:42.22]啦 啦
[02:43.67]
[02:45.98]老婆大人饶了我
[02:48.36]啦 啦
[02:49.99]
[02:52.34]谁叫我是耙耳朵