The Great Salmon Scam-LDShadowLady

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[00:06.94]Come gather round, I'll tell you a tale
[00:10.09]Of action, deception, anger and betrayal
[00:13.27]This was the moment when the Cod War began
[00:16.70]Everybody's calling it the great salmon scam
[00:20.12]Someone had meddled with my royal guards
[00:23.56]fWhip made a trip, left a calling card
[00:26.62]A stranger swam by, he was probably a spy
[00:29.90]So I put him in a bucket and I quarantined the guy
[00:33.86]It's the perfect plan
[00:36.52]The great, great, great salmon scam
[00:47.00]I'd annoy fWhip and line my pockets too
[00:50.14]I would make a trade, I needed rocket fuel
[00:53.47]He wanted some salmon so I went and caught a ton
[00:56.74]Travelled to his home and so a deal could be done
[01:00.20]I showed him my haul, he said that it sufficed
[01:03.29]He gave me the fuel:"They make the wings go fly fly"
[01:07.02]Then we flew off and put the salmon in a lake
[01:10.02]Little did he know that he had made a big mistake
[01:13.80]It's the perfect plan
[01:16.57]The great, great, great salmon scam
[01:33.55]I had to tell my seabling that it was all on track
[01:36.85]So I went to see him, in his empty shack
[01:40.20]Led him to the lake, then he said:"Start the hunt!"
[01:43.53]Let my axolotls loose, so they could have some lunch
[01:47.03]fWhip got revenge, a final act of malice
[01:50.18]Flying monstrosities, all around my palace
[01:53.32]A trail of airborne salmon from the scene of the crime
[01:56.49]The God War may continue for a long long time
[02:00.50]An imperfect plan
[02:03.14]The not-so-great salmon scam