[ti:Bull Is The Spider (Explicit)] [ar:Dan Bull] [al:Bull Is The Spider (Minecraft Spider Rap) (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]Bull Is The Spider (Explicit) - Dan Bull [00:00.20]Lyrics by:Dan Bull [00:00.30]Composed by:Dan Bull [00:00.72]I am a spider hi how are you [00:04.40]Four pairs of walking boots I'm anansi sinatra [00:07.00]Sitting peacefully content with mingling [00:09.12]Until the evening when my evil senses get to tingling [00:12.01]But isn't it a great time chilling in the daytime [00:14.52]Until the night arrives and then it's playtime [00:17.17]I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time [00:19.96]Connect you to my web before giving you some face time [00:22.47]Many a brave knight gave a brave fight [00:24.65]Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site [00:27.53]In the daytime I'm a web designer [00:29.85]Then when the night time arrives I get kind of wild [00:33.35]I'm crawling up your wall [00:35.64]Black and hairy very small [00:38.10]Now I'm up above your head [00:40.72]Hanging by a little thread [00:43.48]Creepy crawly creepy crawly [00:48.36]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [00:49.82]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [00:51.15]Bull is the spider [00:53.82]Look I'm a giant ungoliant a shelob an aragog [00:56.16]An arukenimon and I wreck anyone I can I'm pog [00:58.81]A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers [01:01.38]Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs ornate pincers [01:04.25]Wait a moment I must finish up a few things [01:06.81]Wrap up a customer pick up a couple loose strings [01:09.40]Circadian mood swings change the way I do things [01:11.92]I could lose a few limbs and just be like oops cringe [01:14.65]Went in to the dentist and I said to them [01:16.71]My tooth stings [01:17.38]They didn't find the double entendre too amusing [01:19.71]And I may not be tall but when [01:21.33]I'm climbing up the walls [01:22.21]Right behind you you'll be frightened [01:23.33]While you're trying not to fall [01:24.55]Right down into the dungeon [01:26.12]Find yourself in a conundrum [01:27.34]Right in time 'cause I'm inviting [01:28.65]You to help me out with luncheon [01:30.59]I'm climbing up your spout [01:32.92]Creepy crawly [01:35.79]That rain won't wash me out [01:38.23]Creepy crawly [01:40.94]I'm climbing up your spout [01:43.53]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [01:45.18]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [01:46.26]Your mates won't hear you shout [01:48.74]Bull is the spider [01:51.21]I'm a brain on legs animated in my element [01:53.61]And when I'm spitting venom it's as if I'm eminem [01:56.43]Picking up the pen again and dip it in the poison [01:59.00]Liquify your innards turn your organs into hoi sin [02:01.52]So bring your boys in tell them this'll hurt [02:03.97]With the main course finished then I'll have them for dessert [02:06.64]Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea [02:09.57]Call me dali or bunuel while I'm about to slice your cornea [02:12.00]A primordial killer debilitating prey [02:14.53]With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise [02:17.24]I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway [02:19.78]So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves [02:22.47]It needn't have to happen in a painful way [02:24.65]So lay awake breathe count down from ten and then fade away [02:27.80]I'm crawling up your wall [02:30.49]Creepy crawly [02:32.20]Black and hairy very small [02:35.41]Creepy crawly [02:38.26]Now I'm up above your head [02:40.86]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [02:41.84]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [02:43.27]Hanging by a little thread [02:45.97]Bull is the spider [02:48.16]Well hello again friend I'm a skeleton [02:50.90]Hopping on your back like aladdin on an elephant [02:53.67]Accessorising spiders like a bonewhite petticoat [02:56.34]But we know I'm only here to maximise the seo [02:58.84]We're just some friendly bros but to you we're deadly foes [03:01.51]Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go [03:04.03]So let's go skeleton my exoskeleton [03:06.51]Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow [03:09.25]That we find in the mine [03:10.69]Digging redstone diamonds [03:11.58]We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone [03:14.42]Inscribed with the line was alive now he's dead lol [03:20.23]I'm climbing up your spout [03:22.58]That rain won't wash me out [03:25.23]I'm climbing up your spout [03:27.76]Your mates won't hear you shout [03:30.33]Creepy crawly creepy crawly [03:35.38]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [03:36.50]Creepy creepy crawly crawly [03:37.97]Bull is the spider