[ti:The Ramblin' Rover] [ar:Seth Staton Watkins/Cullen Vance] [al:The Ramblin' Rover] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ramblin' Rover - Seth Staton Watkins [00:00.19]Composed by:Andy M. Stewart (Silly Wizard) [00:00.41]Oh the sober men are plenty [00:03.14]And drunkards barely twenty [00:05.39]There are men of over ninety [00:07.38]That have never yet kissed a girl [00:09.84]But give me a ramblin' rover [00:12.61]Fae Orkney down to Dover [00:14.69]We will roam the country over [00:17.05]And together we'll face the world [00:19.78]There's many that feign enjoyment [00:22.26]From merciless employment [00:24.48]Their ambition was their deployment [00:26.52]From the minute they left the school [00:28.94]And they save and scrape and ponder [00:31.81]While the rest go out and squander [00:34.05]See the world and rove and wander [00:36.28]And are happier as a rule [00:38.53]Oh the sober men are plenty [00:41.45]And drunkards barely twenty [00:43.64]There are men of over ninety [00:45.65]That have never yet kissed a girl [00:48.11]But give me a ramblin' rover [00:51.02]Fae Orkney down to Dover [00:52.96]We will roam the country over [00:55.44]And together we'll face the world [00:58.12]I've roamed through all the nations [01:00.46]In delight of all creations [01:02.87]And enjoyed a wee sensation [01:05.08]Where the company did prove kind [01:07.42]And when partin' was no pleasure [01:10.15]I've drunk another measure [01:12.13]To the good friends that we treasure [01:14.68]For they always are in our mind [01:17.00]Oh the sober men are plenty [01:19.80]And drunkards barely twenty [01:22.03]There are men of over ninety [01:24.32]That have never yet kissed a girl [01:26.60]But give me a ramblin' rover [01:29.40]Fae Orkney down to Dover [01:31.58]We will roam the country over [01:33.74]And together we'll face the world [01:55.55]If you're bent wi' arthritis [01:58.21]And your bowels have got Colitis [02:00.40]And you've gallopin' bollockitis [02:02.53]And you're thinkin' it's time you died [02:05.10]If you been a man o' action [02:07.71]Though you're lying there in traction [02:10.07]You will get some satisfaction [02:12.29]Thinkin'"Jesus at least I tried" [02:14.55]Oh the sober men are plenty [02:17.33]And drunkards barely twenty [02:19.62]There are men of over ninety [02:22.00]That have never yet kissed a girl [02:24.19]But give me a ramblin' rover [02:26.91]Fae Orkney down to Dover [02:29.07]We will roam the country over [02:31.36]And together we'll face the world [02:33.82]Oh the sober men are plenty [02:36.54]And drunkards barely twenty [02:38.85]There are men of over ninety [02:41.00]That have never yet kissed a girl [02:43.44]But give me a ramblin' rover [02:46.25]Fae Orkney down to Dover [02:48.37]We will roam the country over [02:50.59]And together we'll face the world