[ti:Fake Tales Of San Francisco] [ar:Arctic Monkeys] [al:Whatever People Say I Am Thats] [by:] [offset:0] [00:09.82]Fake Tales of San Francisco [00:12.64]Echo through the room [00:17.13]More point to a wedding disco [00:20.05]Without a bride or groom [00:24.48]There's a super cool band yeah [00:26.39]With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine [00:31.95]And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets [00:35.22]Practicing their lines [00:40.34]I don't want to hear you [00:42.07]Kick me out kick me out [00:43.00]I don't want to hear you no [00:45.84](Kick me out kick me out) [00:47.71]I don't want to hear [00:49.15](Kick me out kick me out) [00:51.64]I don't want to hear [00:53.39]I don't want to hear [00:55.14]Fake Tales of San Francisco [00:57.94]Echo through the air [01:02.13]And there's a few bored faces in the back [01:04.81]All wishing they weren't there [01:09.81]And as the microphone squeaks [01:11.48]A young girl's telephone beeps [01:13.29]Yeah she's dashing for the exit [01:15.35]She's running to the streets outside [01:18.06]"Oh you've saved me" [01:19.24]She screams down the line [01:21.37]"The band weren't very good [01:22.57]And I'm not having a nice time” [01:25.59]I don't want to hear [01:27.34](Kick me out kick me out) [01:29.35]I don't want to hear you no [01:31.28](Kick me out kick me out) [01:32.73]Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing though [01:34.86]So all that's left [01:36.43]Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf [01:57.13]He talks of San Francisco [01:58.88]He's from Hunter's Bar [02:00.51]I don't quite know the distance [02:02.08]But I'm sure that's far [02:05.22]I'm sure that's pretty far [02:11.77]I'd love to tell you all my problem [02:15.08]You're not from New York City [02:17.01]You're from Rotherham [02:18.88]So get off the bandwagon [02:20.45]And put down the handbook [02:24.74]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook