[ti:The Ballad Of John And Yoko] [ar:The Beatles] [al:The Beatles 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ballad Of John And Yoko (Remastered 2009) - The Beatles (披头士) [00:02.15]Written by:John Lennon/Paul McCartney [00:04.31]Standing in the dock at Southampton [00:07.86]Trying to get to Holland or France [00:11.26]The man in the mac said"You've got to turn back" [00:14.74]You know they didn't even give us a chance [00:17.47]Christ you know it ain't easy [00:20.58]You know how hard it can be [00:24.68]The way things are going [00:27.65]They're going to crucify me [00:32.70]Finally made the plane into Paris [00:36.27]Honey mooning down by the Seine [00:39.19]Peter Brown called to say [00:41.17]"You can make it O K [00:42.74]You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain" [00:45.64]Christ you know it ain't easy [00:48.88]You know how hard it can be [00:53.06]The way things are going [00:55.97]They're going to crucify me [01:00.52]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton [01:04.66]Talking in our beds for a week [01:07.96]The newspapers said"Say what you doing in bed" [01:11.18]I said"We're only trying to get us some peace" [01:14.10]Christ you know it ain't easy [01:17.21]You know how hard it can be [01:21.31]The way things are going [01:24.29]They're going to crucify me [01:29.25]Saving up your money for a rainy day [01:32.80]Giving all your clothes to charity [01:36.51]Last night the wife said [01:38.24]"Oh boy when you're dead [01:39.79]You don't take nothing with you [01:41.21]Made a lightning trip to Vienna [01:47.90]Eating chocolate cake in a bag [01:51.63]The newspapers said"She's gone to his head [01:54.79]They look just like two gurus in drag" [01:57.52]Christ you know it ain't easy [02:00.47]You know how hard it can be [02:04.51]The way things are going [02:07.59]They're going to crucify me [02:12.62]Caught an early plane back to London [02:16.22]Fifty acorns tied in a sack [02:19.57]The men from the press said"We wish you success [02:23.18]It's good to have the both of you back" [02:25.78]Christ you know it ain't easy [02:28.82]You know how hard it can be [02:33.24]The way things are going [02:36.03]They're going to crucify me [02:40.26]The way things are going [02:43.04]They're going to crucify me