[ti:The Ballad Of Bob The Snow Golem (Acapella)] [ar:Dan Bull] [al:The Ballad Of Bob The Snow Golem (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ballad Of Bob The Snow Golem (Acapella) - Dan Bull [00:01.55]Lyrics by:Dan Bull [00:02.12]Composed by:Dan Bull [00:16.14]In the middle of the village with a household [00:17.61]A little different to the others they weren't as cold [00:19.46]So let's go down below [00:21.03]To meet the only townsfolk made out of snow [00:22.80]He was a clown you know loved pranking bro [00:24.59]Suddenly pouncing making people round say:"oh" [00:26.68]His name was Bob and his daily job [00:28.48]Was guarding the town nightly at eight o'clock [00:30.53]But Bob got so bored that he'd lob snowballs at the locals [00:34.35]And although all snow that was thrown [00:35.79]There was frozen nobody really thought it was so cool [00:38.11]Wasn't the most socially appropriate mode of approaching the folk [00:40.82]Who would go to the law court [00:41.76]To report that he broke rules had a vote [00:43.72]And of course they'd enforce he be stonewalled [00:45.47]He was caged and afraid he would wave and say:"hey" [00:49.58]To the kids parents shaking their hands and they would make [00:53.00]Them look away just as if he didn't exist [00:55.79]And so Bob made the decision to begin making amends [00:59.31]Said sorry mama never meant to hit you [01:02.87]Never meant to make you cry so could I be freed now [01:07.37]I promise that I will throw no snow [01:09.17]I'll go home keep it on the low low so [01:10.90]This town isn't a no go zone no mo' [01:12.98]Just a cup of cocoa and a ho ho ho [01:14.77]No po po yo just a nice time ah [01:18.83]Though uh oh yo it's the night time ah [01:22.41]And once the sunset's gone the undead come so be afraid [01:26.01]They're such a hungry bunch they want to munch and eat your brains [01:29.68]Nowhere to run and hide no they'll just come inside [01:33.32]Wherever you put your bun they're gonna come and find you [01:36.90]But Bob noticed the bloody loud commotion would have dove in [01:39.05]But wasn't allowed the townsfolk just [01:40.60]Forbode him it was forebodings to know [01:42.04]That he couldn't go no chucking snow so he felt frozen [01:44.27]The zombies closed in it was as though [01:45.94]They were hunting for something enclosures were opened [01:47.96]Pumpkins were jumped there was no clear motive [01:49.68]But phobia punching a pumpkin is odious [01:51.67]Bob took umbrage at his bros being broken and broke those oaths [01:54.28]That he won't throw snow [01:55.28]He was ready to bury any undead in the area [01:56.92]With a bo bo bo bo bo [01:58.97]Go home zombies ain't it obvious [02:00.42]We don't want them we got them good got them gone and with no problem [02:02.90]So the folk bestowed honours [02:04.19]And wrote heroic songs in honour of Bob the Snow Golem [02:06.34]And although they were so fond of him doted on him [02:08.41]They couldn't condone lobbing snow with no punishment [02:10.30]He was thrown back inside like Bo Burnham was trapped in an iron [02:12.84]And stone column no comment [02:13.89]How could you live knowing you've done it [02:14.97]Have you no honour [02:15.78]Got me stuck here 'till the midsummer [02:17.00]That's some folk horror [02:17.72]Folks want to go on about having free will [02:19.33]'Till you put them in the crowd more than three then they're evil [02:21.28]That's when Bob said well then I'll be d**ned [02:22.92]If I let the crowd mentality get me down I'm planning to throw down [02:25.31]You turned me barbaric like a snowcone Conan [02:27.47]Now feel the wrath of the snowman [02:28.52]Brap brap brap [02:29.29]Run home and close the doors [02:30.08]I'm chucking frozen balls at you with no remorse [02:32.01]You could have brokered peace but now you've chosen war [02:33.85]I'll suffer no defeat 'till every person falls [02:35.68]So every player be warned this is the perfect storm [02:38.34]And 'till the weather's turning warm [02:39.94]I'll lob those snowballs [02:41.51]At the locals 'till there are no more