[ti:Stretchy Pants] [ar:Carrie Underwood] [al:Stretchy Pants] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.37]Stretchy Pants - Carrie Underwood [00:01.27]Lyrics by:Chris DeStefano/Carrie Underwood/Hillary Lindsey [00:03.68]Composed by:Chris DeStefano/Carrie Underwood/Hillary Lindsey [00:06.45] [00:08.46]Time to celebrate the season haven't eaten all day [00:12.26] [00:13.14]My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space [00:16.61]I've got my place at the table [00:18.69]Can't fit no more on my plate [00:20.53]I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face [00:24.60]So bring on the turkey potatoes casserole dishes [00:28.54]'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches [00:32.68]You got them skinny jeans on girl I feel sorry for you [00:36.43]'Cause I just tried everything [00:38.53]And I'm going back for round 2 [00:40.82]I got my stretchy pants on [00:42.63]Stretchy pants [00:43.67] [00:44.36]I got my stretchy pants on [00:46.27] [00:47.56]Stretchy stretchy [00:48.46] [00:49.13]Spandex and Lycra you better work it for me [00:52.40]'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity [00:56.15]I got my stretchy pants on [00:58.35] [00:58.96]Stretchy pants [01:00.07] [01:00.61]I got my stretchy pants on [01:02.33] [01:03.78]Stretchy stretchy [01:04.67] [01:05.46]Ask me where I got 'em Amazon at my door [01:08.51]And if I wear this pair out [01:10.66]I'm gonna buy me some more [01:12.55]I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating [01:16.43]Give me a nap and an hour [01:18.62]You know they gonna get eaten [01:20.73]So bring on the turkey potatoes casserole dishes [01:24.52]'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches [01:28.57]Can't get my skinny jeans on [01:30.51]But don't feel sorry for me [01:32.37]'Cause I just tried everything [01:34.43]And I'm going back for round 3 [01:36.68]I got my stretchy pants on [01:38.48] [01:39.05]Stretchy pants [01:40.36]I got my stretchy pants on [01:42.32] [01:43.69]Stretchy stretchy [01:44.57]Hey Spandex and Lycra [01:46.49]You better work it for me [01:48.58]'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity [01:52.10]I got my stretchy pants on [01:54.52] [01:55.30]Stretchy pants [01:56.54]I got my stretchy pants on [01:58.43] [01:59.49]Stretchy stretchy [02:01.04]Fruitcake I'll try it [02:02.59] [02:03.15]Ambrosia I'll try it [02:05.10]Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top [02:08.80]Cookies I'll have some [02:11.02]Oh Gingerbread leave no crumbs [02:13.29]Guzzle down some egg nog [02:14.84]Even though I'm 'bout to pop [02:16.44]I got my stretchy pants on [02:18.37] [02:19.02]Stretchy pants [02:20.31]I got my stretchy pants on [02:22.34] [02:23.17]Stretchy stretchy [02:24.72]So bring on the turkey potatoes casserole dishes [02:28.43]'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches [02:32.73]And when you think that I'm done [02:34.58]And I'm laid out on the floor [02:36.62]No no no don't let me fool ya [02:38.58]I got some room for some more [02:40.59]With my stretchy pants on [02:43.20]Stretchy pants [02:44.58]I got my stretchy pants on [02:46.44] [02:47.19]Stretchy stretchy [02:48.37]Oh oh oh my stretchy pants on [02:51.27]Stretchy pants [02:52.28]Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll [02:55.81]Sstretchy stretchy [02:57.54]Santa ain't got nothing on me