Peter Bazooka-The Dead Milkmen

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[00:00.00]Peter Bazooka - The Dead Milkmen
[00:01.51]Tuesday
[00:02.17]Yes it was Tuesday
[00:03.12]When I saw my congressman coming out of
[00:04.62]The titty bar
[00:06.03]He didn't look like my congressman
[00:07.46]But that's okay
[00:08.23]Nobody really looks like themselves anymore
[00:10.34]I think It's got something to do with that crap
[00:12.44]They've been pouring into the water
[00:13.94]I decided it might be wise to
[00:15.31]Follow the congressman
[00:16.65]Just to see what he was up to
[00:18.33]After all my tax dollars do pay his salary
[00:21.20]The congressman got into a taxi
[00:23.00]So I hailed a taxi
[00:24.37]Despite the obvious dangers involved
[00:26.36]And the coloured voices
[00:27.65]In my head began to sing
[00:29.95]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
[00:32.95]And I can hear it all yes I can hear it all
[00:37.16]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
[00:40.09]And I can even hear the little insects crawl
[00:44.16]The congressman was in taxi number 23
[00:46.50]And I was in cab 17
[00:48.13]But numbers are meaningless in this kind of
[00:49.75]Cat and squid game
[00:51.31]My driver was an Aries
[00:52.81]And he laughed when I said"Follow that cab"
[00:54.93]And he kept laughing until he saw
[00:56.43]The cold blue steel of Little Elvis
[00:58.71]"Keep your god-damn hands off that radio"
[01:01.09]I warned him
[01:02.03]"I work for the government"
[01:03.66]This is actually a half truth
[01:05.18]I'm really a bike courier
[01:06.42]But I make a lot of deliveries to
[01:07.75]Government offices
[01:08.78]That's where I heard about the cheese
[01:10.58]And the coloured voices
[01:11.30]In my head kept singing
[01:13.51]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
[01:16.58]And I can hear it all yes I can hear it all
[01:20.78]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
[01:23.84]And I can even hear the little insects crawl
[01:27.74]There's this super secret
[01:28.82]Government program called
[01:30.06]"Operation the cheese stands alone"
[01:31.96]It's the congressmen's pet project
[01:33.83]They claim that they're giving surplus
[01:35.18]Cheese to the needy
[01:36.35]I of course have my suspicions
[01:38.47]After 15 very quiet minutes
[01:40.26]The congressman's cab pulled up
[01:41.36]Outside a warehouse
[01:42.68]I had the Aries circle around
[01:43.89]The building and drop me off
[01:45.30]He seemed to be grasping
[01:46.38]The importance of my mission
[01:47.48]Since he said I didn't have to pay him
[01:49.12]As long as I promised to stay
[01:50.25]Very far away from him and his taxi
[01:51.83]I swear some people just
[01:53.10]Don't want to get involved
[01:56.60]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
[01:59.61]And I can hear it all yes I can hear it all
[02:03.82]All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
[02:06.77]And I can even hear the little insects crawl
[02:11.05]So I walked into that cold dark place
[02:14.48]Little Elvis drawn and ready for action
[02:17.54]I too was ready
[02:19.10]Ready for the moment
[02:20.49]When I would be a real American
[02:25.43]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
[02:28.28]And I can have it all yes I can have it all
[02:32.58]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
[02:35.53]And I can even make the little insects crawl
[02:39.88]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
[02:42.78]And I can have it all yes I can have it all
[02:47.00]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
[02:49.92]And I can even make the little insects crawl
[02:54.14]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
[02:57.04]And I can have it all yes I can have it all
[03:01.10]All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall