[ti:Penguin In Bondage] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Roxy & Elsewhere] [offset:0] [00:01.32]Penguin In Bondage - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) [00:03.50]Thank you. [00:04.12]Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor. [00:07.25]Hello hello, can't you turn up any more than that? [00:10.98]Hello hello, hey! [00:12.81]Alright! [00:13.80]Pardon me folks. [00:14.69]The name of this song is Penguin in Bondage, [00:17.39]An' it's a song that ah, deals with the possible variations on [00:24.22]A basic theme which is...well, [00:26.67]You understand what a basic theme is. [00:28.86]And then the variations include ah, manoeuvres that might be [00:33.51]Executed with the aid of ah, extra-terrestrial gratification [00:36.46]And devices which might or might not be supplied in a local [00:41.85]Department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in [00:45.50]One of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the [00:48.37]Back-pages of the free press. [00:50.00]This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the [00:53.27]Ordinary procedure ah, [00:55.46]That I am circumlocuting at this present time in order to get [00:58.65]This text on television, [00:59.86]Is that ah, if you wanna do something other than what you [01:03.31]Thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off [01:05.57]And you just happened to have some DEVICES around... [01:07.75] [01:10.42]Then it's, it's not only okay to get into the [01:14.00]PARAPHERNALIA of it all but...Hey! [01:24.55]What did he say? Ready? [01:27.40]She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy [01:30.59]Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... [01:33.53]Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn [01:36.49]Way over on the wet side [01:39.01]Of the bed (Knirps for moisture) [01:53.11]Just like the mighty Penguin [01:55.29]Flappin' her eight ounce wings [01:59.11] [02:01.93]Lord, you know it's all over [02:05.13]If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap `em [02:07.69]All around yer head [02:09.00]Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm [02:18.15]She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy [02:28.77]Shake up the pale-dry [02:31.22]Ginger ale [02:45.15]Tremblin' like a Penguin [02:49.52]When the battery fail [02:56.68]Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through [02:59.06]A hoopa real fire [03:00.69]With some Kleenex wrapped around a [03:02.39]Coat-hang wire [03:10.49] [05:13.17]She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy [05:15.69]Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... [05:18.82]Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn [05:22.08]Howlin' over to some [05:23.47]Antarcticulated moon [05:28.44] [05:39.28]In the frostbite nite [05:40.61]With her flaps gone white [05:42.30]Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room [05:47.45] [05:51.30]Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down [05:55.63]When you hear that terrible screamin' and [05:57.39]There ain't no other [05:57.54]Birds around [05:58.09] [06:06.47]She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy [06:09.30]Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... [06:13.15]She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy [06:15.89]Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... [06:19.15]Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn [06:22.36]Aw, you must be careful [06:24.03]Not to leave her straps [06:25.57]TOO LOOSE [06:39.65]`Cause she just might box yer dog [06:42.93]She just might box yer doggie [06:46.50]An' leave you biscuit...a dried-up dog