[ti:Ironic (《黑镜 第三季》电视剧插曲)] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:The Collection (Standard Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic - Alanis Morissette [00:05.86]Composed by:Glen Ballard/Alanis Morissette [00:11.72]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:16.73] [00:17.33]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:22.92]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:28.37]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:33.80]And isn't it ironic don't you think [00:38.63]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:44.66]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:50.26]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:56.49]And who would've thought it figures [01:02.09]Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:07.24]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:12.98]He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight [01:18.94]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:22.04]"Well isn't this nice" [01:24.09]And isn't it ironic don't you think [01:28.63] [01:29.37]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:35.26]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:40.85]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:47.23]And who would've thought it figures [01:52.81]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [01:56.33]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right [02:03.56] [02:04.07]And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:07.64]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up [02:11.25]In your face [02:14.84] [02:15.48]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:20.24]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:26.38]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:32.23]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:34.92]And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:38.60]And isn't it ironic don't you think [02:43.39] [02:44.09]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think [02:49.47]It's like rain on your wedding day [02:55.59]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:01.03]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:07.44]And who would've thought it figures [03:17.10] [03:18.99]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:23.89] [03:24.52]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out [03:31.86]Helping you out