[ti:Just One Of Those Days] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prin] [al:Collections] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Just One Of Those Days - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince [00:21.23]Have you ever in your life experienced a day [00:23.65]Where nothing at all seems to go your way [00:26.44]No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut [00:28.93]You just could not break the string of bad lucka day [00:31.80]Where Murphy's law takes over your life [00:33.99]And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right [00:36.67]And when the day was over you just had to say [00:39.29]You said man it's just one of those days [00:52.27]My day started off kind of cool [00:53.95]I brushed my teeth I comed my hair [00:55.89]And I got dressed and went to school [00:57.70]I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack [00:59.76]A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack [01:02.63]About that point I proceeded to class [01:04.94]I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed [01:07.68]I went to my room which was on the first floor [01:10.39]I had no idea what I was in for [01:13.01]I sat in my desk and minded my own business [01:15.71]Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it [01:18.33]This girl walked in my imigination ran wild [01:20.89]She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled [01:23.98]I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt [01:26.17]She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut [01:28.98]The teacher turned around while my arm was extended [01:31.29]She looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended [01:34.43]I said your tripping it's just a bad habit [01:36.68]She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it [01:39.42]I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip [01:41.80]Then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this [01:44.62]She sent me to the head of the discipline staff [01:47.14]I tried to play it off so I started to laugh [01:49.39]I said ha ha this story is great [01:52.07]It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake [01:54.58]He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile [01:57.32]He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child [02:00.36]I stopped laughing and I said why is that [02:02.55]He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back [02:05.35]I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it [02:08.16]He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it [02:10.71]As I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze [02:13.21]And said man it's just one of those days [02:26.24]I woke up around a quarter to eight [02:28.20]I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great [02:30.88]I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise [02:33.37]I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine [02:36.77]I hopped up and put my feet on the floor [02:38.71]Ran to the bathroom then I ow hit my foot on the door [02:41.33]The pain was immense as it started to throb [02:43.82]I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job [02:46.65]So I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth [02:49.15]Threw on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks [02:51.65]Threw on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat [02:54.20]Then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat [02:57.62]I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys [02:59.61]Then I prayed out loud car start please [03:02.74]The car started but what good was that [03:04.81]I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat [03:07.37]I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block [03:09.99]Then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock [03:12.91]The bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous [03:15.35]I got real mad because the sign said out of service [03:18.29]I started hiking it I wasn't liking it [03:20.59]I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it [03:23.55]I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner [03:26.05]There was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner [03:28.85]Slamed on the flat I did 180 turn [03:30.85]Peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn [03:33.66]With the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk [03:36.36]I thought man all of this cause I was trying to get to work [03:39.23]I could've got away I almost had 'em shook [03:41.53]Til this girl walked by something said not to look [03:44.03]But I thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt [03:46.65]But she made me miss the sign that said men at work [03:49.33]I screamed out loud as I crashed through the baracade [03:52.22]I saw my whole life flash before my face [03:54.98]I felt kind of dizzy all I saw was stars [03:57.23]I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars [04:00.23]That was stupid I got off track [04:02.23]Cause about that point everything went black [04:04.99]The next thing I remember is a head ache nagging [04:07.92]I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon [04:10.71]I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dead [04:13.21]A big Flinstone lump on the side of my head [04:16.02]They took my picture and my finger prints [04:18.08]I said wait you can't arrest me I'm the Fresh Prince [04:20.89]I demand that you release me you incompetent fool [04:23.44]You can't arrest me I'm the Prince you know the rules [04:26.12]You got five seconds 'fore I punch out your lights [04:28.50]But then the cop pulled out his gun I said ha ha psyche [04:31.80]I had a call so I called my boss [04:33.74]I figured I might as well what else could be lost [04:36.30]Boss I'm sorry that I couldn't make it today [04:38.86]He said what are you talking about you're off today is Saturday [04:42.08]Stuck in a cell scared as hell [04:44.35]I'm a hungry kind of tired and I hate this awful smell [04:46.98]Maybe one day I'll get smart and change my ways [04:49.48]But for now it's just one of those days [05:19.68]It's just one of those days