[ti:Points of Authority-99 Problem] [ar:Jay-Z] [al:Collision Course (DVD)(LIVE PE] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Points of Authority / 99 Problems / One Step Closer (Live) - Jay-Z [00:12.83]If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [00:14.96]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:17.64]Come on [00:18.20] [00:28.14]He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:30.20]Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed [00:33.11]Rap critics that say he's"Money Cash Hoes" [00:35.36]He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:37.67]If you grew up with holes in your zapitos [00:40.29]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe [00:42.79]So f**k critics you can kiss our whole asshole [00:45.53]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:48.22]Got beef with radio if we don't play they show [00:50.40]They don't play out hits well we don't give a sh*t SO [00:53.33]All these mags try and use our a** [00:55.58]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads f**kers [00:58.20]I don't know what you take us as [01:00.63]Or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has [01:03.07]I'm from rags to ritches ni**a we ain't dumb [01:05.62]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [01:08.12]Hit me [01:08.99] [01:11.11]99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [01:13.11]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [01:15.73]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [01:18.16]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [01:20.91]In my rear view mirror is the mother f**kin law [01:23.16]I got two choices yall pull over the car or [01:26.03]Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor [01:28.52]Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jay [01:31.88]Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case [01:34.13]So i pull over to the side of the road [01:36.00]And i heard"Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for" [01:38.74]Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low [01:41.05]Do i look like a mind reader sir i don't know [01:43.42]Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo [01:45.86]"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" [01:48.60]"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car" [01:51.22]"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" [01:53.79]I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my papers legit [01:55.85]"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit" [01:58.40] [01:59.03]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [02:01.21]And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that [02:03.33]"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something" [02:07.39]"Or somebody important or somethin" [02:09.20]Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit [02:11.51]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [02:14.00]"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" [02:16.38]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:18.81]Hit me [02:19.75] [02:21.93]99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:23.80]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:26.49]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:28.92]Hit me99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:34.04]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:36.53]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:38.42] [02:44.53]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:46.66]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:49.47]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:51.53]A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe [02:54.21]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a p**sy [02:56.83]But a p**sy havin no God Damn sense try and push me [02:59.58]I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord [03:02.07]Pray for him cause some fools just love to perform [03:04.44]You know the type loud as a motor bike [03:07.06]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [03:09.12]The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin [03:11.68]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain [03:14.67]And there i go traped in the kit kat again [03:17.05]Back through the system with the riff raff again [03:19.67]Fiends on the floor scratchin again [03:22.22]Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them [03:24.10]D A tred to give the ni**a the shaft again [03:27.15]Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African [03:29.71]All because ths fool was horrasin them [03:32.27]Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin [03:34.83]But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun [03:37.39]I got 99 problems but this b**ch ain't one [03:39.60] [03:42.73]99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:44.72]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [03:47.28]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:49.84]Hit me [03:50.47] [03:52.77]99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:54.77]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [03:56.70] [03:57.58]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:59.19] [04:41.90]Shut up when I'm talking to you [04:43.46]Shut up shut up shut up [04:49.38]Shut up when I'm talking to you [04:53.37]Shut up shut up shut up [04:58.80] [04:59.49]I'm about to BREAK [05:00.34] [05:03.77]Everything you say to me [05:05.59] [05:06.58]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [05:08.39]Hit me [05:09.27]I need a little room to breathe [05:11.51]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [05:13.45]Hit me [05:14.51]Everything you say to me [05:16.19]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [05:18.31]Hit me [05:19.38]I need a little room to breathe [05:21.06]I got 99 problems [05:21.86] [05:23.11]And I'm about to [05:24.17] [05:26.36]Break