Real Slim Shady-Eminem

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[00:00.00]Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:03.06]May i have your attention please
[00:06.08]May i have your attention please
[00:08.85]Will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:12.40]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:16.74]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.23]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.49]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.31]And started whooping her a** worse than before
[00:25.15]They first were divorce throwing her over furniture
[00:27.24]It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding
[00:30.24]He didn't just say what i think he did did he
[00:32.68]And dr dre said nothing you idiots
[00:35.12]Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:36.98]Feminist women love eminem
[00:38.54]Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him
[00:41.14]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.50]Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:46.05]Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.33]But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.78]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
[00:53.51]But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.19]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.45]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.81]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.09]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.42]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.15]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.51]They got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.21]We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:11.76]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.72]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.78]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.37]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
[01:20.63]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23.03]I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[01:24.86]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[01:27.17]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[01:29.68]Please stand up please stand up
[01:31.93]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[01:34.07]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[01:36.10]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[01:38.90]Please stand up please stand up
[01:41.02]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
[01:43.40]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:45.84]You think i give a damn about a grammy
[01:47.56]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.18]But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.26]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:54.67]So you can sit me here next to britney spears
[01:57.01]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.33]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
[02:01.69]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.02]You little b**ch put me on blast on mtv
[02:06.09]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee
[02:08.45]I should download her audio on mpt hree
[02:10.70]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
[02:13.46]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.14]All you do is annoy me
[02:16.30]So i have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.06]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.93]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:22.32]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:24.60]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:27.26]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[02:29.30]All you other slim shadys are just imitating