[ti:Left Right] [ar:Jethro Tull] [al:Nightcap - The Unreleased Masters 1973-1991] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Left Right - Jethro Tull [00:32.15]Written by:Ian Anderson [01:04.30]The master playwright [01:09.47]Urges you to play right play wrong [01:15.60]Life is long and every night's the first night [01:24.88]The wardrobe mistress [01:30.11]Urges you to dress left dress right [01:36.35]What a mess well your underpants are too tight [02:10.13]Who's on the stage door [02:15.21]To help you find the way in way out [02:21.46]It's not a sin to be knowing [02:23.32]That you don't know [02:30.78]When you breathe your last line [02:35.96]Will you make your exit stage left stage right [02:42.17]Well you might decide while there's still time [03:15.71]You have an angel on your shoulder [03:18.11]But you wear the old god's horns [03:25.46]And you dance around the maypole [03:28.37]While the vicar makes a toast [03:30.99]To the pagan celebration [03:33.88]And extends an invitation to us all [03:39.61]So he can save us when we fall [03:43.53]Fall [03:46.81]Who's your leading lady [03:51.65]Will you help to get her off the bus [03:54.61]It's best to pass the test [03:59.10]Before you get too lazy [04:07.38]Strike up the orchestra [04:12.61]Take your cues on the up beat beat down [04:18.87]Anyone who says he doesn't like the sound