The Arch-Illager (Acapella|Explicit)-Dan Bull

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[00:00.00]The Arch-Illager (Acapella|Explicit) - Dan Bull
[00:03.52]Lyrics by：Dan Bull
[00:07.05]Composed by：Dan Bull
[00:10.57]I was born into a cruel and unforgiving
[00:14.40]Nasty world that didn't want me
[00:17.40]They rejected disrespected scorned
[00:20.45]And shunned me cold and hungry
[00:22.90]All I wanted was some company to be comfy
[00:25.49]But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch
[00:27.26]Of considerably rude neighbours so I gave up
[00:30.56]Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave look
[00:33.18]The doorway yawned awake slowly
[00:35.34]I wasn't brave normally
[00:36.55]But a strange force was calling me
[00:38.59]And so with flaming torch in hand
[00:39.92]I made my way forward though those serrated
[00:41.98]Corners on the boulders made it awkward
[00:44.10]I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance
[00:46.42]I saw what lay before me
[00:47.58]It was called the orb of dominance
[00:49.53]It held sway over my thoughts I gained confidence
[00:52.11]'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance
[00:54.69]I'm a small illager the littlest around
[00:57.23]But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well-endowed
[01:00.13]I'm a small illager my will it stands proud
[01:02.62]Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown
[01:05.69]Now bow down show me the top of your head
[01:07.92]Hey I said bow down else I'll be dropping you dead
[01:10.85]I'm the arch-illager and I will pillage your village
[01:14.08]Until you give in so run you can't win
[01:15.94]If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass
[01:18.76]I see you haven't any heating I can provide that
[01:21.41]No need to thank me here's a torch completely free of charge
[01:24.30]I'll leave your family tree scorched slashed with lethal steel shards
[01:27.45]Oh I see you're planning a
[01:28.44]Resistance if you're going to lead the charge
[01:30.29]Be advised objects in your rearview appear large
[01:33.02]Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
[01:35.91]'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion
[01:38.60]So make haste spread my covenant all across the kingdom
[01:41.28]I'm your new government coming for more than just your income
[01:43.89]You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
[01:46.28]It's never gonna bother me my friend so don't pretend it does
[01:49.31]I'm the arch-illager now come on down
[01:51.80]Down into my dungeon have a look around
[01:54.58]I'm the arch-illager living in a cave
[01:57.24]And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved
[02:00.31]Now come on down down come on quicker
[02:02.57]Chop chop come on down down some hard liquor
[02:05.30]I am the arch-illager handle my business
[02:08.03]Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors
[02:10.95]Look at you and your gang you couldn't be more villainous
[02:13.76]Forcing my hand you're gonna be all prisoners
[02:16.72]No forgiveness I'm sending in my skeletons
[02:19.12]In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance
[02:21.97]Repelling your torches enemy forces
[02:23.30]Making me nauseous better be cautious
[02:24.67]Or you'll be left on the edge of a
[02:25.76]Tall cliff awkward better restore quick
[02:27.21]Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent
[02:30.13]Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions
[02:32.85]I'm the arch-illager thank you for coming down
[02:35.27]Now make yourself comfortable have a look around
[02:38.37]I'm the arch-illager catching you unaware
[02:40.73]If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met
[02:43.54]So glad you came down down summoned to my lair
[02:46.46]There now what's the matter chuck you look a little scared
[02:48.99]I'm the arch-illager and I warned ya
[02:51.57]That if you didn't give up
[02:52.65]Then I'd have to confiscate your head
[02:55.59]Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate
[02:58.72]I may be small but I'm kind of a big deal
[03:05.83]So my suggestion should you wish to heed it
[03:09.60]And I strongly advise that you do
[03:14.73]Is to bugger off