The Intergalactic Laxative-Donovan

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[00:00.00]The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan
[00:04.64]I was impressed like everyone
[00:06.44]When man began to fly
[00:08.44]Out of earthly regions
[00:09.89]To planets in the sky
[00:12.34]With total media coverage
[00:13.34]We watched the heroes land
[00:16.09]As ceremoniously
[00:17.79]They disturbed the cosmic sand
[00:22.91]In awe with admiration
[00:24.66]We listened to the talk
[00:26.78]Such pride felt they
[00:28.16]Such joy to be
[00:29.16]Upon the moon to walk
[00:30.41]My romantic vision shattered
[00:32.28]When it was explained to me
[00:34.28]Spacemen wear old diapers
[00:36.34]In which they sh*t and pee
[00:38.42]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[00:41.03]Will get you from here to there
[00:42.91]Relieve you and believe me
[00:44.59]Without a worry or care
[00:46.47]If shitting is your problem
[00:48.10]When you're out there in the stars
[00:50.13]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[00:52.25]Will get you from here to Mars
[00:57.06]They don't partake like you and I
[00:58.88]Of beefy burger mush
[01:00.56]Their food is specially prepared
[01:02.46]To dissolve into slush
[01:04.35]Absorbed by multi-fibers
[01:06.16]In the super diaper suit
[01:08.10]Otherwise the slush would trickle
[01:10.35]Down inside the boot
[01:11.91]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[01:14.66]Will get you from here to there
[01:16.53]Relieve you and believe me
[01:18.29]Without a worry or care
[01:20.23]If shitting is your problem
[01:21.79]When you're out there in the stars
[01:23.79]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[01:25.66]Will get you from here to Mars
[01:32.54]You may well ask now what becomes
[01:34.29]Of liquid they consume
[01:36.03]A pipe is led from penis head
[01:37.97]To a unit in the room
[01:39.92]The water is recirculated
[01:41.41]Filtered for re-use
[01:43.54]In case of anti-gravity -
[01:45.60]Pee gets on the loose
[01:48.41]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[01:50.29]Will get you from here to there
[01:52.16]Relieve you and believe me
[01:53.85]Without a worry or care
[01:55.79]If shitting is your problem
[01:57.41]When you're out there in the stars
[01:59.41]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[02:00.97]Will get you from here to Mars
[02:06.29]Wherever man has conquered
[02:08.66]On the quest for frontiers new
[02:11.54](Da da da da)
[02:13.35]I'm glad that he's always had to do
[02:15.41]The number one and two
[02:18.79]It makes it all so ordinary
[02:22.54]Just like you and me
[02:25.54]To know the greatest heroes
[02:27.66]They had to sh*t and pee
[02:29.54]The intergalactic laxative
[02:31.10]Will get you from here to there
[02:33.16]For cosmic constipation
[02:34.67]There's none that can compare
[02:36.85]If shitting is your problem
[02:38.60]When you're out there in the stars
[02:40.60]Oh the intergalactic laxative
[02:42.42]The intergalactic laxative
[02:44.23]The intergalactic laxative
[02:46.16]Will get you from here to Mars