[ti:Ironic (Acoustic)] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:100 Greatest Acoustic Songs (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (Acoustic) - Alanis Morissette [00:06.01]Lyrics by:Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:12.03]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:18.05]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:24.13]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:30.26]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:35.88]And isn't it ironic don't you think [00:41.18]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:47.52]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:53.46]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:00.18]Who would've thought it figures [01:06.33]Mr Play it safe was afraid to fly [01:11.55]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:17.55]He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight [01:23.92]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:27.26]Well isn't this nice [01:29.55]And isn't it ironic don't you think [01:35.20]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:41.32]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:47.41]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:54.13]Who would've thought it figures [02:00.56]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [02:03.86]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right [02:11.78]And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:16.03]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up [02:20.04]In your face [02:24.36]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:29.53]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:35.99]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:42.22]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:44.82]And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:49.20]And isn't it ironic don't you think [02:54.67]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think [03:00.75]It's like rain on your wedding day [03:06.74]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:12.88]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:19.83]Who would've thought it figures