[ti:Jock-O-Rama] [ar:Dead Kennedys] [al:Frankenchrist] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jock-O-Rama (aka Macho-Rama) (aka Macho-Rama) - Dead Kennedys [00:15.99]You really like gorillas [00:16.87]We've got just the pet for you [00:20.18]It's the way you're forced to act [00:21.80]To survive our schools [00:24.61]Make your whole life revolve around sports [00:26.23]Walk toughdon't act too smart [00:28.74]Be a mean machine [00:29.81]Then we'll let you get ahead [00:33.34]Jock o ramasave my soul [00:35.34]We're under the thumb of the beef patrol [00:37.52]The future of america is in their hands [00:40.10]Watch it roll over niagara falls [00:50.59]Pep rally in the holy temple [00:51.90]And you're forced to go [00:54.52]Masturbate en masse [00:55.52]With the favored religious cult [00:58.77]Cheerleaders yell"ra ra team [01:00.83]From the locker room parades the prime beef [01:02.84]When archaeologists dig this up [01:04.40]They'll either laugh or cry [01:07.40]Jock o ramaon the brain [01:09.40]Redneck a thon drivin' me insane [01:11.53]The future of america is in their hands [01:13.65]Watch it roll over niagara falls [01:36.90]Unzip that old time religion [01:39.14]On the almighty football field [01:41.14]Beerbellies of all ages [01:43.02]Come to watch the gladiators bleed [01:50.09]Now boys this game ain't played for fun [01:51.72]You're going out there to win [01:53.65]How d'ya win [01:55.25]Get out there [01:56.18]And snap the other guy's knee [01:58.31]Beat 'em up beat 'em up [01:59.32]Ra ra ra [02:00.25]Snap those spinal cords [02:01.56]Ha ha ha [02:11.12]The star quarterback lies injured [02:17.08]Unconscious on the football field [02:22.57]Looks like his neck's been broken [02:28.08]Seems to happen somewhere every year [02:34.02]His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry [02:39.07]Their favorite son will never walk again [02:44.77]Coach says that boy gave a hundred percent [02:49.39]What spirit [02:51.45]What a man [02:55.50]But who cares [02:56.94]Games overlet's go get wasted man [02:58.94]To the 7 11 to the liquor store [03:01.57]Let's party all night and party some more [03:11.31]Another trans am [03:12.18]Wrapped itself around a telephone pole [03:15.43]I ain't drunk officer [03:16.49]I just fell gettin' out of my car [03:19.37]Don't worry about it son [03:21.42]We were that way when we were young [03:23.40]You've got all the skills [03:24.71]To make a damn good businessman [03:26.77]Jock o ramathat's the law [03:29.63]Come lick the butts of the beef patrol [03:31.50]If the future of america is handed to them [03:33.56]Watch it roll over niagara falls