[ti:Ironic] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:1996年英文流行歌曲TOP100] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic - Alanis Morissette [00:11.72]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:17.91]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:22.85]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:28.22]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:33.78]And isn't it ironic dontcha think [00:38.60]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:44.29]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:49.91]It's the good advice [00:53.35]That you just didn't take [00:55.79]Who would've thought it figures [01:01.66]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:06.91]He packed his suitcase [01:09.54]And kissed his kids goodbye [01:12.41]He waited his whole damn [01:14.91]Life to take that flight [01:18.16]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:21.85]"Well isn't this nice" [01:23.97]And isn't it ironic dontcha think [01:28.22]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:34.79]It's a free ride [01:38.60]When you've already paid [01:40.66]It's the good advice [01:43.79]That you just didn't take [01:46.41]Who would've thought it figures [01:52.66]Well life has a funny way [01:54.97]Of sneaking up on you [01:56.41]When you think everything's okay [01:58.41]And everything's going right [02:03.10]And life has a funny way [02:06.27]Of helping you out when [02:07.83]You think everything's gone wrong [02:09.64]And everything blows up [02:10.96]In your face [02:15.40]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:19.71]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:25.71]It's like ten thousand spoons [02:28.46]When all you need is a knife [02:31.58]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:34.52]And then meeting his beautiful husband [02:38.66]And isn't it ironic dontcha think [02:43.85]A little too ironic [02:47.66]And yeah I really do think [02:49.41]It's like rain on your wedding day [02:54.97]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:00.66]It's the good advice [03:03.60]That you just didn't take [03:06.66]Who would've thought it figures