Big Weenie (Explicit)-Eminem

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[00:00.00]Big Weenie (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:03.18]I don't understand
[00:04.69]Why are you being so mean
[00:08.75]You're mean mean man
[00:11.25]You are just jealous of me
[00:12.74]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do
[00:14.61]So instead of just admitting it
[00:15.92]You walk around and say
[00:17.11]All kinds of really mean things
[00:18.30]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie
[00:21.98]But it's only cuz you're
[00:22.91]Just really jealous of me
[00:23.98]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[00:25.54]So you just look like an idiot
[00:26.96]When you say these mean things
[00:28.53]Cuz it's too easy to see
[00:29.91]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie
[00:33.33]Alright listen' I need you to focus
[00:36.34]I need you to go dig deep in your mind' this is important
[00:38.70]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[00:40.78]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[00:44.26]Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
[00:47.00]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.75]For the next four and a half minutes
[00:51.75]We are going to explore into your mind
[00:53.50]To find out why you're so f**kin' jealous
[00:55.46]Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo
[00:56.90]Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
[00:57.46]Psych' I'm kidding
[00:59.01]I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
[01:00.95]Ok' now I need your undivided attention
[01:03.08]Sir I have a question
[01:04.88]Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
[01:06.87]From the moment that I enter into the room
[01:09.99]It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.81]Whenever theres conversation' why am I always mentioned
[01:15.00]I've been dying to ask' it's been itchin' at me
[01:17.99]Is it just because
[01:18.74]You are just jealous of me
[01:19.74]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do
[01:21.36]So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.55]You walk around and say
[01:23.67]All kinds of really mean things
[01:24.92]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie
[01:28.59]But it's only cuz you're
[01:29.53]Just really jealous of me
[01:30.78]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[01:32.33]So you just look like an idiot
[01:33.84]When you say these mean things
[01:35.15]Cuz it's too easy to see
[01:36.46]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie
[01:40.07]Alright now I' I just flubbed a line
[01:42.45]I was going to say something extremely important
[01:45.12]But I forgot who or what it was' I f**ked up
[01:47.81]Psych' I'm kidding again you idiot' no I didn't
[01:50.30]That's just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.30]Is that I f**ked up ain't it
[01:54.31]But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
[01:56.79]It doesn't take a bunch of takes
[01:58.18]Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[02:00.11]For me to say the truth' ok
[02:01.48]You're droolin' you have tooth decay
[02:02.67]Your mouth is open' you're disgusting
[02:03.92]What the f**k you eat for lunch
[02:05.29]A bunch of sweets or something' what
[02:06.60]You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch
[02:08.15]Your tooth is rotten to the gum
[02:09.46]Your breath stinks' wanna chew some gum
[02:10.83]Yes I do sir' what am I on
[02:12.40]You sir are on chew syrum
[02:13.59]Marshall I'm so jealous of you
[02:14.70]Please say you won't tell nobody
[02:16.27]I'd be so embarrassed' I'm just absolutely terrified
[02:17.97]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
[02:20.40]All these terrible' evil and awful mean things
[02:23.09]It's my own insecurity
[02:24.46]You are just jealous of me
[02:25.95]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do
[02:27.88]So instead of just admitting it
[02:29.01]You walk around and say
[02:30.32]All kinds of really mean things
[02:31.63]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie
[02:35.32]But it's only cuz you're
[02:36.24]Just really jealous of me
[02:37.19]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[02:38.80]So you just look like an idiot
[02:40.67]When you say these mean things
[02:41.98]Cuz it's too easy to see
[02:43.18]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie
[02:46.80]Alright now we' we're going to conduct
[02:49.11]That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:52.22]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
[02:55.60]Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like' want to check to see
[02:58.64]Here's a mirror' notice the resemblence here
[03:00.46]Wait' let me put these sun glasses on
[03:02.34]Now look in this mirror' how about now
[03:04.52]What do you have in common
[03:06.02]You're both green with envy
[03:07.39]And look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
[03:09.44]You look like I sound like singing about weenies
[03:11.44]Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:14.07]This is between me and you' I know you're not happy
[03:16.94]I know you'd much rather see me
[03:18.49]Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.87]Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
[03:23.86]There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:27.11]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[03:29.97]Why you even doing this to yourself' it's pointless
[03:32.91]Why do we have to keep on going through this' this is tortuous
[03:36.03]My point is this
[03:37.64]That if you say mean things' weenie will shrink
[03:40.40]Now I fogot what the chorus is' your just is
[03:42.84]You are just jealous of me
[03:44.16]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do
[03:46.02]So instead of just admitting it
[03:47.15]You walk around and say
[03:48.34]All kinds of really mean things
[03:49.65]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie
[03:53.27]But it's only cuz you're
[03:54.20]Just really jealous of me
[03:55.21]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[03:56.94]So you just look like an idiot
[03:58.64]When you say these mean things
[03:59.89]Cuz it's too easy to see
[04:01.20]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie
[04:04.25]END