[ti:Heaven Is A Halfpipe] [ar:OPM] [al:Menace To Sobriety] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Heaven Is A Halfpipe - OPM [00:05.38]Written by:R. Hammond/J. Edney/M. Meschery/G. Turney [00:10.76]If i die before i wake [00:15.52]At least in heaven i can skate [00:20.37]Cause right now on earth i can't do jack [00:25.41]Without the man up on my back [00:30.34]Now heaven would be a DJ [00:32.77]Spinning dub all night long [00:35.27]And heaven would be just kicking back [00:37.91]With jesus packing my bong [00:40.36]And if you don't believe in jesus and muhammad and budha too [00:45.42]And while the world is warring [00:47.75]We'll sit back and laugh at you singing [00:50.69]If i die before i wake [00:55.53]At least in heaven i can skate [01:00.43]Cause right now on earth i can't do jack [01:05.47]Without the man up on my back [01:10.44]Now when most people think of heaven [01:13.05]They see those pearly gates [01:15.24]But i looked a little closer [01:17.67]And there's a sign says do not skate [01:20.28]So if you wanna come to my heaven [01:22.89]Well we're all gonna have a ball [01:25.26]And everyone you know is welcome [01:27.71]Cause we got no gates or walls singing [01:30.72]If i die before i wake [01:35.60]At least in heaven i can skate [01:40.36]Cause right now on earth i can't do s**t [01:45.28]Without the man f**king with it [01:51.23]And then i got to the gate [01:53.35]Pulled a list that i'd been calling fate [01:55.68]I'm sorry friend you can't come in [01:58.11]You gotta a list here that doesn't end [02:00.90]You're mad cause i smoke ** [02:03.22]You teaching any classes in how to cope [02:05.65]I'll find a place to rest my head [02:08.08]I rather be alone now that i'm dead [02:10.61]Like christian hosoi way back in 87 [02:13.12]We'll be busting christ airs until we get to heaven [02:15.72]Think i really care that i miss my biology [02:18.22]Got my education in stale fishology [02:20.86]With all your rules you got to chill [02:23.20]I'm gonna twist out mike mcgill [02:25.56]I'm gonna twist out cause i got the skills [02:28.07]I'm gonna twist out cause i got the skills got the skills got the skills [02:36.18]Heaven is a halfpipe [02:42.16]If i die before i wake [02:46.83]At least in heaven i can skate [02:51.88]Cause right now on earth i can't do jack [02:56.70]Without the man up on my back [03:01.93]If i die before i wake [03:06.73]At least in heaven i can skate [03:11.86]Cause right now on earth i can't do s**t [03:16.86]Without the man f**king with it [03:21.96]If i die before i wake [03:26.85]At least in heaven i can skate [03:31.98]Cause right now on earth i can't do s**t [03:36.96]Without the man f**king with it [03:41.87]If i die before i wake [03:47.08]At least in heaven i can skate [03:51.86]Cause right now on earth i can't do s**t [03:56.93]Without the man f**king with it [04:01.86]If i die before i wake