[ti:Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed] [ar:Kinky Friedman] [al:Sold American-30Th Anniversary] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed - Kinky Friedman [00:07.59]You uppity women I don't understand [00:09.90]Why you gotta go [00:10.92]And try to act like a man [00:13.28]But before you make your weekly [00:14.77]Visit to the shrink [00:16.74]You'd better occupy the kitchen [00:19.37]Liberate the sink [00:21.76]Get your biscuits in the oven [00:24.97]And your buns in the bed [00:26.51]That's what I to my baby said [00:28.73]Women's liberation is [00:29.73]A-going to your head [00:32.35]Get your biscuits in the oven [00:33.57]And your buns in the bed [00:37.73]Early every morning you're [00:38.67]Out on the street [00:40.08]Passing out pamphlets [00:41.01]To everyone you meet [00:43.56]You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent [00:46.83]And now the front of your dress [00:48.15]Has an air scoop vent [00:51.79]Every single brakeman [00:52.99]That's ever come along [00:54.20]Had a little woman always [00:55.42]Telling him that he's wrong [00:57.76]Eve said to Adam [00:58.68]Here's an apple you horse [01:00.98]And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss [01:04.88]Get your biscuits in the oven [01:07.99]And your buns in the bed [01:09.54]That's what I to my baby said [01:11.84]Women's liberation is [01:13.00]A-going to your head [01:16.13]Get your biscuits in the oven [01:17.25]And your buns in the bed [01:32.63]Mean-hearted harpies are [01:33.77]Breaking all the laws [01:34.89]Tearing up their girdles [01:35.88]And a-burning up their bras [01:38.19]Now the air is dirty [01:39.35]And the sex is clean [01:41.75]And your coffee makes [01:42.84]My hair turn green [01:46.52]So damn emancipated in your [01:47.88]Mind and your body [01:49.14]Gonna have to cancel [01:50.05]All your lessons in karate [01:52.48]If you can't love a male chauvinist [01:55.95]You'd better cross me [01:56.72]Off your shopping list [01:59.92]Get your biscuits in the oven [02:03.11]And your buns in the bed [02:04.55]That's what I to my baby said [02:06.92]Women's liberation is [02:08.03]A-going to your head [02:11.20]Get your biscuits in the oven [02:12.67]And your buns in the bed