We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You-Kinky Friedman

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[00:00.00]We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You - Kinky Friedman
[00:05.63]While traveling through the lone star state
[00:08.17]I lost my lunch before I ate
[00:10.72]It happened in a pull ahead caf yahoo
[00:15.73]I felt my bones begin to crunch
[00:18.32]I saw my name on the businessman's lunch
[00:20.89]And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say
[00:26.12]Hey buddy are you blind
[00:31.58]Say partner can't you read the sign
[00:38.86]We reserve the right to refuse service to you
[00:43.34]Take your business back to walgreens
[00:45.83]Have you tried your local zoo
[00:49.46]You smell just like a communist
[00:51.75]You come on through just like a Jew
[00:54.92]We reserve the right to refuse service to you
[01:04.24]Well I walked on in to my house of god
[01:07.29]Congregation on the nod
[01:09.30]Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing
[01:14.57]Hear o Israel yes indeed
[01:17.24]My book was backwards couldn't read
[01:19.31]But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing
[01:24.42]Boruch atoh adonoi
[01:29.79]What the hell are you doing back there boy
[01:37.10]We reserve the right to refuse services to you
[01:41.79]Your friends are all on welfare
[01:44.23]You call yourself a Jew
[01:48.09]You need your ticket and your tie
[01:50.33]To zip your prayers on through
[01:52.96]We reserve the right to refuse services unto you
[02:02.74]Life from Laos and Cambodia
[02:05.12]No more tears tonight they showed ya
[02:07.59]The latest old war movies on TV
[02:12.55]You know its bound to escalate
[02:14.79]So go and turn on channel eight
[02:17.39]Watch channel seven border channel three
[02:22.23]Well I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeeps
[02:27.24]And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps
[02:35.16]We reserve the right to refuse service to you
[02:39.64]Right face forward move
[02:42.35]And get the children too
[02:45.37]Let saigons be bygones
[02:47.78]Don't you blow this world in two
[02:50.83]We reserve the right to refuse service to you
[03:00.05]Well its just my luck that gods a Texan
[03:02.69]One big son*****in Anglo Saxon
[03:05.30]Some crazy tall Norwegian bore
[03:09.95]Just to help my body shipped air freight
[03:12.53]From Texas to the pearly gate
[03:14.88]Just ring the bell and leave me at the door
[03:19.40]I'll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low
[03:23.82]I'll hear them tape recorded angels in lifelike stereo
[03:31.36]Singing
[03:32.42]We reserve the right to refuse service to you
[03:36.84]Take your business back to walgreens
[03:39.26]Have you tried your local zoo
[03:42.79]Our quotas filled for this year
[03:45.24]On singing Texas Jews
[03:48.20]We reserve the right to refuse service to you