冷笑话-薛凯琪

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[00:00.00]冷笑话 - 薛凯琪 (Fiona Sit)
[00:07.59]词：黄伟文
[00:15.19]曲：Randy Chow/徐浩/苏耀宗
[00:22.79]努力地
[00:24.61]讲句笑
[00:26.17]空气冷掉
[00:29.42]何以尚在
[00:31.11]搞笑的
[00:32.11]未觉心焦
[00:36.55]这个节目不可少
[00:38.86]如果个个被挫败掉
[00:42.05]人人怕受辱
[00:43.79]才太自律
[00:45.66]不愿再讲笑
[00:50.16]犹像这屋里这二人
[00:53.85]有一个总要牺牲格调
[00:57.29]胡乱说话等这块冰渐溶掉
[01:04.23]其实单恋也这样
[01:07.29]就算被当做低级搞笑
[01:11.16]那亦胜于未试过就全场静了
[01:16.48]就这么
[01:19.05]一直试
[01:20.74]多么不好笑
[01:22.74]一早已知
[01:25.10]然而让我主动过
[01:27.64]即使失手
[01:29.46]也应得敬意
[01:31.89]诚恳即使显得
[01:34.33]有点讽刺
[01:36.22]仍不会转换我台词
[01:39.55]顽强若叫人发指
[01:43.05]亦决不休止
[01:46.42]亦决不羞耻
[01:48.43]回收这心意
[01:54.93]对石像
[01:56.55]讲句笑
[01:58.24]它会碎掉
[02:01.55]难怪热烈
[02:03.30]给世间
[02:04.24]视作骚扰
[02:08.57]还是想给你慰寞寥
[02:12.13]纵使给果我知不太妙
[02:15.57]还是有权供你去
[02:17.69]鄙视炫耀
[02:22.44]其实单恋也这样
[02:25.63]就算是对象
[02:27.07]不肯心照
[02:29.44]美在这出坏透趣剧仍然售票
[02:34.76]就这么
[02:37.33]一直试
[02:38.90]多么不好笑
[02:41.08]一早已知
[02:43.52]然而让我主动过
[02:45.89]即使失手
[02:47.65]也应得敬意
[02:50.08]诚恳即使显得
[02:52.58]有点讽刺
[02:54.40]仍不会转换我台词
[02:57.77]顽强若叫人发指
[03:01.27]亦决不休止
[03:04.58]亦决不羞耻
[03:06.77]回收这心意
[03:28.46]人家羞于启齿
[03:30.96]我不介意
[03:32.65]人不理我就当自娱
[03:36.09]沉迷若叫人发指
[03:41.78]亦决不休止
[03:45.40]亦决不羞耻
[03:47.69]回收这心意
[03:54.69]谁人让我冲动过
[03:59.63]归于冰点
[04:03.44]也只好满意