[ti:THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱)] [ar:None Like Joshua] [al:THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱) - None Like Joshua [00:00.14]Lyrics by:None Like Joshua [00:00.28]Composed by:CANTI [00:00.42]Got to relax [00:02.98]This is earth radio [00:05.42]And now here's human music [00:07.83]Why am I so uncool [00:10.43]I know it's not my fault [00:12.09]Hmm [00:13.22]Human music I like it [00:18.66]My life's s**t [00:19.63]Wife misses excitement [00:21.10]And my kids [00:21.98]Don't respect me [00:22.96]Unlike Rick [00:23.79]Who's always got to ask me why I b***h [00:27.28]Well hm [00:28.48]I like it [00:29.83]Insufficient confidence [00:31.15]Wishing I was smart as Rick [00:32.43]Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest d**k [00:34.96]When Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch [00:38.43]I just want to be brave oh [00:40.70]Unemployed and the family is somewhat annoyed [00:43.53]Asking summer if she could bum a coin the dumbest ploy [00:46.40]Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or [00:49.12]Feeling all of Doofus Rick's love and joy oh [00:51.85]Let me be in alternate reality [00:53.94]Celebrity that you caught on our TV [00:56.07]Virtual simulation where I'm proud of me [00:58.11]Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sexuality [01:01.13]But I'm not gay oh [01:03.17]Even Mr. Meseeks screaming doubtfully [01:05.14]Seeping in my self-defeat I'm sinking every time I speak [01:08.12]Beth does she still need me when she's working surgery on a steed [01:10.79]Cheating with that Davin insecurity surely sounds so weak oh [01:14.75]Why am I so uncool [01:17.29]I know it's not my fault [01:20.08]I feel like such a fool [01:23.08]Cause Rick's the one who's smart [01:25.67]They're whispering loser [01:28.43]I play the victim card [01:31.28]You call me cuck I'm not [01:34.36]Cause [01:35.25]I like it [01:36.65]Making her choose Rick over me [01:37.96]Stooping to mediocre pleading [01:39.25]Hopelessly open my room with a hotel key [01:41.36]Mytholog's a decrepit worm [01:42.74]Thought divorce inevitable [01:44.17]Now I'll just be left alone [01:45.64]Kids never call I check the phone [01:47.25]Oh [01:48.01]All this time I thought that my marriage is going fine [01:50.41]But I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy [01:53.26]Faulted Rick and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride [01:56.20]Now I'll never know if I'll [01:57.55]Be a man and grow inside [01:59.38]Why am I so uncool [02:01.91]I know it's not my fault [02:04.68]I feel like such a fool [02:07.69]Cause Rick's the one who's smart [02:10.30]They're whispering loser [02:13.10]I play the victim card [02:15.85]You call me cuck I'm not [02:19.10]Cause [02:21.18]Cause the 1995 called and wants their insult back [02:27.14]That's why