[ti:Children's Story (《侠盗猎车手:圣安地列斯》游戏插曲 )] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Official Soundtrack Box Set)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Children's Story (Explicit) - Slick Rick [00:03.74]Lyrics by:RICKY M. L. WALTERS [00:07.48]Composed by:Ricky Walters [00:11.22]Uncle ricky [00:11.66] [00:12.40]Could u read us a bed time story please o please [00:15.58] [00:18.06]Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book [00:20.43] [00:24.79]Ya'll tucked in yea [00:26.69] [00:27.69]Here we go [00:29.70]Once upon a time not long ago [00:31.87]When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:34.18]When laws were stern and justice stood [00:36.73]And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:38.86]There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:40.70] [00:41.26]By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said [00:43.26] [00:43.88]Me you ty we gonna make sum cash [00:46.05]Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash [00:47.83] [00:48.75]They did the job money came with ease [00:50.75]But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:53.11]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:55.03]Brotha [00:55.51]Tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover [00:57.75]The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [00:59.84]He said keep still boy no need for static [01:02.05] [01:02.62]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [01:04.69]But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [01:06.44] [01:07.12]The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me [01:09.46]The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [01:11.60]The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [01:14.10]I'll do years if I pull this trigga [01:16.39]So he cold dashed and ran around the block [01:18.70]Cop radioes it to another lady cop [01:21.03]He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [01:23.19]A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [01:25.99]Looked around good and from expectations [01:28.01]So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [01:29.63] [01:30.19]But she was coming and he made a left [01:32.85]He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [01:34.96]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry [01:37.71]Then he made his move to an abandoned building [01:39.65]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [01:42.10]Opened up the door there guess who he saw [01:44.46]Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e [01:46.82]Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap [01:49.10]He said I need bullets hurry up run [01:51.50]The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun [01:53.80]He went outside but there was cops all over [01:56.15]Then he dipped into a car a stolen nova [01:58.26]Raced up the block doing 83 [01:59.94] [02:00.78]Crashed into a tree near university [02:02.66] [02:03.18]Escaped alive though the car was battered [02:05.48]Rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered [02:07.80]Ran out of bullets and still had static [02:10.00]Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic [02:12.47]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead [02:14.86]He told the cops back off or honey here's dead [02:17.38]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong [02:19.33]So he let the lady go and he starts to run on [02:21.60]Sirens sounded he seemed astounded [02:23.68] [02:24.47]Before long the lil' boy got surrounded [02:26.83]He dropped the gun so went the glory [02:28.83]And this is the way I have to end this story [02:31.11]He was only seventeen in a madman's dream [02:33.37]The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream [02:35.77]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh [02:38.12]Just another case about the wrong path [02:40.50]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast [02:42.58] [02:44.18]Good night [02:44.62] [02:47.96]Oh boy that uncle ricky is really wierd [02:51.81] [02:53.01]I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast [02:56.24] [02:57.05]I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us good nite