Never Smile At A Crocodile-The Engine Room Kids

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[00:00.00]Never Smile At A Crocodile - The Engine Room Kids
[00:09.31]Never smile at a crocodile
[00:13.12]No you can't get friendly with a crocodile
[00:17.46]Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
[00:21.97]He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
[00:26.82]Never smile at a crocodile
[00:30.77]Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
[00:35.24]Never run walk away say good-night not good-day
[00:39.75]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile
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[00:44.73]You may very well be well bred
[00:48.79]Lots ot etiquette in your head
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[00:53.57]But there's always some special case time or place
[00:58.57]To forget etiquette
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[01:01.22]For example:
[01:02.69]One must positively not ever wear
[01:04.43]A pleased expression on his countenance
[01:05.94]When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile
[01:08.06]Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet
[01:10.55]And who is known as the crocodile
[01:12.78]It has been discovered that
[01:13.65]One simply cannot cherish an amicably
[01:15.02]Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species
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[01:18.74]In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably
[01:22.04]Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension
[01:25.34]Of his lips means you are entirely welcome
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[01:28.68]It is much more reasonably to assume
[01:30.18]He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit
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[01:33.18]His Hehe
[01:34.82]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile