[ti:Act A Fool] [ar:King Tee] [al:Snoop Dogg Presents: The West Coast Blueprint] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Act A Fool - King Tee [00:10.73]It's Friday night on the streets of L A [00:13.22]I'm goin out been hangin round the house all day [00:15.73]So I take me a shower dress like a big daddy [00:18.26]Stop at the Arco put some gas in my caddy [00:20.94]Armor on my wheels shine up my day tons [00:23.46]Check my twelve gauge I see jackers just waitin' [00:25.83]Got in my car rolled up the tinted glass [00:28.24]Looked for my zapp tape to pop in my dash [00:30.78]Can't find it forget it went under my seat [00:33.04]Found my old fired tape of the song Knee Deep [00:35.65]So I popped it in then I pumped it up [00:38.11]Love hearin' funk because disco sucks [00:40.91]Body got chills when the basses started poundin' [00:43.23]I took off because I'm goin' to town and [00:45.71]Won't be back till mornin' don't have to go to school [00:48.38]Better get ready [00:49.22]I'm finna act a fool [00:55.16]Now I'm on the move got a grand in my pocket [00:58.16]Reached for my phone plugged it in the socket [01:00.64]Heard the dial tone so I dialed up Aladdin [01:02.98]He answered the phone and said what's up I said what's happenin' [01:05.60]He said where you been I been tryin' to get in touch [01:07.90]The party's in watts I said I don't give a f**k [01:10.56]If you wanna go just wear neutral colors [01:12.89]If anybody asks you just tell 'em you're my brother [01:15.46]Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco [01:17.84]A forty ounce and some crackers by Nabisco [01:20.45]A pack of dentyne and I pulled out a ten [01:22.68]And said f**k it supersacco and gin [01:25.14]I'm finna act a fool [01:37.47]Now I'm drivin' down Compton on my way to get Aladdin [01:40.24]Feelin' like a pimp till my tape started draggin' [01:42.60]It's a old tape anyway it ain't no thing [01:45.24]Pulled it out and slapped in dana dane [01:47.93]Got to Aladdin's house and I honked my horn [01:49.90]He said when we comin' back I said 6 in the mornin' [01:52.56]So he got in the car lookin' half dead [01:54.84]So I gave him my Cisco [01:56.22]And took the forty to the head [01:57.78]Now I'm feelin' tipsy and I'm headed for watts [02:00.08]But wait what do I see sittin' at the bus stop [02:02.58]Sexy Susanna had a butt that kills [02:05.00]Pretty long hair but they say it's not real [02:07.29]Aladdin yelled these fake or real [02:08.66]She threw a rock in my glass [02:09.90]So I got out my car and drop kicked her ass [02:12.23]I checked out my window everything was cool [02:14.77]She was lucky I was nice and I didn't act a fool [02:22.01]We finally arrived at the party drunk as a jerk [02:24.52]Got out my car pressed the kit so the alarm would chirp [02:27.11]After that we made our way I tried not to fall [02:29.51]Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl [02:32.59]Got to the door and what spots my eye [02:34.76]My homeboy Mr Prince and he's smokin' some Thai [02:37.03]So I stumbled his way and said hey pass the jay [02:39.64]I took a hit for my mouth spray [02:42.28]This girl asked me to dance but I told the hoe no [02:44.50]'Cause she was on my tip 'cause of my big gold rope [02:47.08]But it seems she got offended [02:48.43]That's splendid [02:49.59]Before she starts somethin' I just slap her and end it [02:52.02]'Cause I feel like a gangster and I just don't care [02:54.32]About a girl with fake drag fake eyes fake hair [02:56.85]Fake clothes fake nails and all that fake jewelry [02:59.46]All she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed me [03:02.25]I get nutty act a fool when I want to [03:04.48]Run up when I'm drunk and I just might pump you [03:07.08]Take your car your wife keep talkin' your life [03:09.06]Beat you down and have you smokin' the pipe [03:12.90]You know why [03:15.36]You know why [03:16.43]'Cause I'm cool [03:18.16]Well kill me [03:20.19]Shoot me muthaf**ka [03:23.40]I gotcha [03:25.32]Oh godd**n