[ti:Children's Story (Explicit)] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:The Great Adventures Of Slick Rick(Deluxe Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Children's Story (Explicit) - Slick Rick [00:04.21]Lyrics by:Ricky Walters [00:08.43]Composed by:Ricky Walters [00:12.65]Uncle Ricky [00:14.10]Could you read us A bed time story please O please [00:20.01]Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book [00:26.56]Yall tucked in yea [00:29.37]Here we go [00:31.55]Once upon a time not long ago [00:33.73]When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:36.12]When laws were stern and justice stood [00:38.50]And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:40.83]There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:43.04]By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said [00:45.67]Me you try we gonna make sum cash [00:48.01]Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash [00:50.46]They did the job money came with ease [00:52.64]But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:54.88]He robbed another and another and A sista and her [00:56.81]Brotha [00:57.15]Tried to rob a man who was a D T undercover [00:59.49]The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [01:02.29]He said keep still boy no need for static [01:04.34]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [01:06.62]But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [01:08.79]The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me [01:11.51]The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [01:13.65]The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [01:16.13]I'll do years if I pull this trigga [01:18.00]So he cold dashed and ran around the block [01:20.42]Cop radioes it to another lady cop [01:22.88]He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [01:25.27]A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [01:27.57]Looked around good and from expectations [01:29.41]So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [01:31.99]But she was coming and he made a left [01:34.55]He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [01:36.77]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed himsorry [01:39.25]Then he made his move to an abandoned building [01:41.52]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [01:43.88]Opened up the door there guess who he saw [01:46.15]Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e [01:48.46]Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap [01:50.72]He said I need bullets hurry up run [01:53.25]The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun [01:55.55]He went outside but there was cops all over [01:57.79]Then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova [02:00.29]Raced up the block doing 83 [02:02.53]Crashed into a tree near university [02:04.80]Escaped alive though the car was battered [02:07.28]Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered [02:09.75]Ran out of bullets and still had static [02:12.01]Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic [02:14.23]Pointed at her head and he said [02:15.33]The gun was full o' lead [02:16.22]He told the cops back off or honey here's dead [02:19.03]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong [02:21.16]So he let the lady go and he starts to run on [02:23.64]Sirens sounded he seemed astounded [02:25.96]Before long the lil' boy got surrounded [02:28.53]He dropped the gun so went the glory [02:30.65]And this is the way I have to end this story [02:32.66]He was only seventeen in a madman's dream [02:35.10]The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream [02:37.70]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh [02:40.08]Just another case about the wrong path [02:42.37]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast [02:45.88]Good night [02:49.97]Girloh boy that uncle Ricky is really wierd [02:54.84]I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' [02:56.64]Narrow or your soul gets cast [02:58.92]I don't know I think he'll be crackin' [03:04.87]It up for us Good night [03:10.50]Talk about the boundary talk A boundary [03:12.91]Talk about the boundary talk A boundary [03:15.21]Talk talk talk talk talk A boundary [03:17.70]Talk talk talk talk talk A boundary [03:19.80]Talk talk talk talk talk A boundary [03:22.19]Talk talk talk talk talk A boundary [03:24.81]Talk A boundary talk A boundary [03:26.99]Talk A boundary talk A boundary [03:29.52]Talk A boundary talk A boundary [03:31.75]Talk A boundary [03:32.79]Talk talk talk talk talk A boundary [03:35.11]And over [03:37.12]That's right [03:39.67]Breck the roller [03:41.86]Frigent station [03:47.35]Crumss