[ti:The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme (Explicit)] [ar:The 1975] [al:A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme (Explicit) - The 1975 [00:03.71]Lyrics by:George Daniel/Matthew Healy/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald [00:07.43]Composed by:George Daniel/Matthew Healy/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald [00:11.14]Produced by:George Daniel [00:14.86]This is a story about a lonely lonely man [00:17.33]He lived in a lonely house on a lonely street [00:20.13]In a lonely part of the world [00:21.83]But of course he had the internet [00:23.83]The internet as you know was his friend [00:26.11]You could say his best friend [00:28.09]They would play with each other everyday [00:29.89]Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things [00:32.85]Having sex with each other [00:34.43]Informing people on what was [00:35.88]Wrong with them and their life [00:37.26]Playing games with young children [00:38.65]At home with their parents [00:39.99]One day the man whose name was [00:41.81]Snow flake Smasher 86 [00:43.67]Turned to his friend the internet [00:45.14]And he said Internet do you love me [00:46.88]The internet looked at him and said yes [00:48.93]I love you very very very very very very much [00:51.52]I am your best friend [00:52.80]In fact I love you so much that I never ever [00:55.43]Want us to be apart ever again ever [00:57.07]I would like that said the man [00:58.59]And so they embarked on a life together [01:00.59]Wherever the man went he took his friend [01:02.69]The man and the internet went everywhere together [01:05.13]Except of course the places where the internet could not go [01:07.85]They went to the countryside [01:09.48]They went to birthday parties of the children [01:11.51]Of some of his less important friends [01:12.98]Different countries even the moon [01:15.41]When the man got sad his friend had so [01:17.94]Many clever ways to make him feel better [01:19.55]He would get him cooked animals [01:21.38]And show him the people having sex again [01:23.19]And he would always always agree with him [01:25.33]This one was the man's favorite and it made him very happy [01:28.40]The man trusted his friend so much [01:30.46]I feel like I could tell you anything [01:32.39]He said on a particularly lonely day [01:34.49]You can you can tell me anything [01:36.49]I'm your best friend anything you say [01:38.63]To me will stay strictly between you and the internet [01:41.08]And so he did the man shared everything with his friend [01:44.14]All of his fears and desires [01:45.61]All of his loves past and present [01:47.38]All of the places he had been and [01:49.14]Was going and pictures of his p***s [01:50.90]He would tell himself [01:51.95]Man does not [01:52.57]Live by bread alone [01:53.63]And then he died in his lonely house [01:55.93]On the lonely street in that lonely part of the world [01:59.44]You can go on his facebook