[ti:Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap] [ar:Dan Bull] [al:] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap (Acapella) - Dan Bull [00:00.19]Lyrics by:Dan Bull [00:00.30]Composed by:Dan Bull [00:00.41]Pigman [00:00.90]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [00:02.57]Let me show you around the nether [00:03.73]Pigman [00:04.44]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [00:06.05]Hanging with my Pigman gang [00:07.49]And we'll be found underground deep down in the Nether [00:09.42]Nether-region covered by a brown bit of leather [00:11.14]With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal [00:12.99]You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals [00:14.99]Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge [00:17.19]And the gore that results will be awful [00:18.77]Caution [00:19.18]You better be warned to be cautious [00:20.67]Never snort Nether Wart in the Nether Fortress [00:22.60]Hope you thought to have brought enough torches [00:24.54]This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless [00:26.38]Enduring it will take up all your resources [00:28.38]You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous [00:30.21]Did you fall for us of course this is courtship [00:31.80]No [00:32.22]Soz your lordship I thought we could all kiss [00:33.84]Fed up and we're bored of you calling us Porkers [00:35.74]We're the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous [00:37.51]Pigman [00:38.50]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [00:40.10]Let me show you around the nether [00:41.21]Pigman [00:42.05]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [00:43.41]Hanging with my Pigman gang [00:44.75]Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen [00:47.73]I consider my friends [00:48.56]You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension [00:50.52]Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen [00:52.58]The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever-clogs [00:54.50]So let me tell you all about the other Nether Mobs [00:56.45]In the Nether I wonder whether you've ever seen a [00:57.93]Wither with a Skeleton with a Wither Skeleton [00:59.90]Have you ever been aghast at a Ghast as it blasts [01:01.82]Burning gas at your a*s that could shatter a glass [01:03.61]So attack [01:04.44]And when the thing disappears [01:05.33]It can actually bring you to tears [01:07.52]Like a sad book or some tragic news [01:09.31]Or perhaps a man hug from a Magma Cube [01:11.11]I assume that isn't gonna happen again [01:12.86]Like a Baby Pig sat on the back of a Hen [01:14.84]Be warned of the lust for chasing the Blaze Rod [01:16.92]Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog [01:18.82]In trouble lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox [01:20.60]You're just another name jotted in the case log [01:22.66]Longer than the list of the Mobs in this place [01:24.47]There's plenty more brought friends to play with [01:26.44]Have you fought twenty Blazes avoided Endermen gazes [01:30.11]Attempt to make sense of the empty page [01:31.86]Though the map won't show how immense this cave is [01:33.96]Like Big Ben it's surrounded by Pigmen [01:35.57]Ooh political [01:36.38]Can you tell what I did then [01:37.52]Pigman [01:38.31]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [01:40.16]Let me show you around the nether [01:41.25]Pigman [01:42.02]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [01:43.52]Hanging with my Pigman gang [01:44.93]Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen [01:47.67]I consider my friends [01:48.43]You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension [01:50.47]Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen [01:52.47]Pig pigmen pig pigmen [01:54.33]Pig pigmen piggy pig pigmen [01:56.11]Pig pigmen pig pigmen [01:58.08]Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pigmen [01:59.22]I can't do it I can't do it