[ti:Greatest Comedian] [ar:Matt Maltese] [al:Greatest Comedian] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Greatest Comedian - Matt Maltese [00:06.48]Written by:Matt Maltese/Alex Burey [00:12.96]You're the beauty the stranger in the grocery store [00:17.45]You're the highest quality hardwood door [00:22.01]You're the final wartime piece of bread [00:26.43]You once told me that you hate the shaven head [00:30.40]I want you so [00:32.37]And God must be the greatest comedian I know [00:37.16]To put you so far away [00:41.88]He put you so far away [00:49.79]There are Davids and Janets everywhere [00:54.30]There are juveniles with the blondest hair [00:58.82]There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash [01:03.41]There are people like me the whitest trash [01:07.28]I want you so [01:09.14]And God must be the greatest comedian I know [01:14.00]To put you so far away [01:18.69]He put you so far away [01:30.65]I have heard [01:33.69]That Jesus was a very handsome girl [01:39.76]If she were [01:42.96]I'd bet she'd look something like you now [01:49.06]I have heard [01:52.47]That some people feel the earth is flat [01:57.97]But if it were [02:01.65]How come I don't see you anywhere [02:06.38]How come I don't see you any [02:09.36]I want you so [02:11.43]And God must be the greatest comedian I know [02:16.32]To put you so far away [02:20.90]He put you so far away [02:27.86]I want you so [02:29.90]And God must be the greatest comedian I know [02:34.74]To put you so far away [02:39.39]He put you so far away