Funky Cold Medina-Tone-Loc

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[00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Toneloc
[00:13.28]I dig it
[00:18.83]Go cooling at a bar
[00:20.51]And I'm looking for some action
[00:22.85]But like Mick Jagger said
[00:24.47]I can't get no satisfaction
[00:26.91]The girls are all around
[00:28.87]But none of them wanna get wit' me
[00:30.99]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf
[00:33.00]Yo what's up with L-O-C
[00:35.08]The girls are all jocking
[00:37.01]At the other end of the bar have
[00:39.26]Drinking with some no name chump
[00:41.24]When they know that I'm the star
[00:43.13]So I got up and strolled over
[00:45.12]To the other side of the cantina
[00:47.24]I asked the guy why you so fly
[00:49.30]He said funky cold medina
[00:58.85]Funky cold medina
[01:07.78]This brother told me a secret
[01:09.63]On how to get more chicks
[01:11.69]Put a little medina in your glass
[01:13.88]And the girls'll come real quick
[01:15.97]It's better than any alcohol
[01:17.94]Or aprhodisiac
[01:19.98]A couple of sips of this love potion
[01:22.11]And she'll be on your lap
[01:23.94]So I gave some to my dog
[01:26.03]When he began to beg
[01:28.06]And then he licked his bowl
[01:29.16]And he looked at me
[01:30.17]And did the wild thing on my leg
[01:32.36]He used to scratch and bite me
[01:34.17]Before he was much much meaner
[01:36.36]But now all the poodles run to my house
[01:38.51]For the funky cold medina
[01:41.52]Y'know what I'm saying
[01:42.83]I got every dog in my neighborhood
[01:44.67]Breaking down my door
[01:47.16]I got Spuds McKenzie
[01:49.32]Alex from Stroughs
[01:52.19]They won't leave my dog alone
[01:53.55]With that Medina pal
[01:57.07]I went up to this girl
[01:58.53]She said"Hi my name is Sheena"
[02:00.80]I'd thought she'd be good to go
[02:02.55]With a little funky cold medina
[02:04.66]She said"I'd like a drink"
[02:06.42]I said hmm OK I'll go get it
[02:08.89]And then a couple of sips
[02:10.21]She cold licked her lips
[02:11.34]And I knew that she was wit' it
[02:13.14]So I took her to my crib and
[02:15.12]Everything went as well as planned
[02:17.10]But when she got undressed
[02:18.27]It was a big ol' mess
[02:19.69]Sheena was a man
[02:21.20]So I threw him out
[02:22.30]I don't fool around
[02:23.34]With no Oscar Mayer Weiner
[02:25.22]You must be sure you're girl is pure
[02:27.23]For the funky cold medina
[02:30.62]Y'know
[02:32.63]Y'know what a man
[02:35.04]This is the eighties
[02:35.70]And the Loc is down wit' the ladies
[02:44.90]Break it down
[03:01.63]HA HA
[03:03.39]HA HA
[03:05.36]HA HA
[03:07.34]HA HA
[03:09.36]HA HA
[03:11.48]HA HA
[03:18.80]Black in the saddle
[03:20.24]Lookin' for a little affection
[03:22.68]I took a shot as a contestant
[03:24.71]On the Love Connection
[03:26.93]The audience voted
[03:28.78]And y'know they picked a winner
[03:30.73]I took my date to the Hilton
[03:32.63]For medina and some dinner
[03:34.81]She had a few drinks
[03:36.43]I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting
[03:39.03]Instead she started talking about
[03:40.90]Plans for our wedding
[03:42.89]So a couple of sips of this love
[03:44.72]Now is so fast how is senior
[03:46.96]As well as find you don't play around
[03:49.02]What a funky cold medina
[03:52.50]Y'know what I'm saying
[03:54.30]That medina's a monster
[03:58.68]Funky cold medina